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Arriving at Chernobyl.... the vibes levels are all over the place

vibe check! *geiger counter starts going wild*

I’VE ALWAYS FOR 15 YEARS SINCE I WAS 10 WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THE CERTIFICATE LOOKED LIKE. THANK YOU FOR SHARING.

Wow.

oh my god

2nd grade legend come to life

i literally dont believe in soulmates irl at all, but when it comes to fictional characters im all for it

People say that self inserts are cringy but remember that famous poet Dante Alighieri, who wrote one of the most important works in Italian literature, straight up made a giant three part fan fiction where he and his idol/mancrush, the famous poet Virgil, journey through Hell on behalf of his dead girlfriend and everyone who he didn’t like was there and suffered punishment for all eternity and then he blames three whole popes and the entire fucking city of Florence, Italy for the shitty state of the Church and over seven hundred years later it’s played a major influence in Western culture people are still praising it and analyzing it so honestly who gives a fuck lmfao

When my parents are screaming at me on the phone.

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

THIS.

Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough

Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.

whoa, dude, he’s so excellent!

whoa, who dude?

the dude reading this, dude!

dude, that’s me!

i know, dude!!!

dude!!!

dude!!!

No offense but my female ancestors didn’t go through centuries of oppression for me to feel bad about myself all the time

Actually want to take a second to send so much love towards bi women who’ve only been with men or who’re scared to be with women or who are with men and closeted or who don’t know if they’ll ever date women because of biphobia and pressures and life as a bi woman. You are all so amazing and important and valued. Your bisexuality is beautiful. You’re so loved here.

(kermit voice) shawty i don’t.....

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif