I am a monkey that draws ninja cats

For the sake of your mental health, let people think what they want. Their fiction is not your truth.

You can be the kindest person ever and people will still find a way to dislike you. Just let them. I promise it will be so freeing.

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

we seriously need to stop conceding to the personhood trap when it comes to abortion rights. is a fetus a person? thats a spiritual question. i dont care about the answer. should another person dictate what someone can do with their body? simple answer: no.

you can’t really brute force being loved or loving someone. and you can’t really make it happen by putting effort alone, or expecting someone else to put all the effort. humans are always changing and love can change too, it doesn’t mean it was wasted if it ended, or that it was uniquely the fault of one person. love is something that can’t really be controlled, you can’t really make it start, or make it stop, or make it happen alone, or avoid it entirely, or keep life from changing it, and getting hurt doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try again, or that you’ll never be happily in love. as long as there is love, there is hope

#my brain deciding what information to retain

confirmed. Nobody needs Heineken 🤣

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

happy birthday devils sacrament. i wish you were never born

we just started watching columbo and it's crazy how fast he just becomes like. some guy that you know. that's lieutenant columbo he's my best friend. columbo? yeah he's my emergency contact

I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

Really nice seeing queer kids out in the world. Like, omg we exist and they feel safe to exist in public and and and!!!

LETS HEAR IT FOR LESBIAN TEENS WITH BLUE HAIR AND PRONOUNS

Sick list of symptoms bro. Now try humanizing your behavior instead of pathologizing it.

If you run over someone's foot with your wheelchair you still apologise

don’t abandon joy because it is brief. don’t commit to solitude because happiness is fleeting. it’s okay that good things do not last forever. it’s okay to simply enjoy a thing for as long as you have it.

the "rip ___ you would have loved ___" meme is inherently more fun with ancient characters. rip clytemnestra you would have loved morse code. rip theseus you would have loved the airtag. rip callisto you would have loved wearing shorts.

rip Icarus you would have loved parachutes