I am a monkey that draws ninja cats

Almost every culture has their type of pierogi thing, we are all connected by dough that wraps around a yummy inside... gyoza, ravioli, empanadas, dumplings... we are all the same... why must there be war

literally there’s so much joy to be found in being earnest. so much happiness in being sincere. anyone who tells you otherwise is just trying to get company for their misery.

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

btw it is sexy and cool to uplift and admire people who have skills you wish you had without using their ability as a stick to beat yourself with. even and especially if you are jealous of them.

Quick and dirty transcription, since there don’t seem to be any (?????????): olive oil 2 c chx broth salt paprika pepper parmesan 1/3 lb gr. pork ½ diced onion ½ head cabbage, sliced — Start 1.5 c rice in rice cooker. cook onion until soft, ~5 m add pork, break up cook until no more pink add ½ c stock, cook down repeat (semi-optional) season with salt pepper, paprika (transc: that seems like a lot of salt to me.) add cabbage, cook until wilted add 1 c stock, cover + simmer 20 m Serve over rice with parm

And they’re all Vlad

I HAVE TO DO THE WORK SO THAT MY LIFE CAN BE DIFFERENT AND I CAN REAP THE BENEFITS

For the sake of your mental health, let people think what they want. Their fiction is not your truth.

You can be the kindest person ever and people will still find a way to dislike you. Just let them. I promise it will be so freeing.

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

we seriously need to stop conceding to the personhood trap when it comes to abortion rights. is a fetus a person? thats a spiritual question. i dont care about the answer. should another person dictate what someone can do with their body? simple answer: no.

you can’t really brute force being loved or loving someone. and you can’t really make it happen by putting effort alone, or expecting someone else to put all the effort. humans are always changing and love can change too, it doesn’t mean it was wasted if it ended, or that it was uniquely the fault of one person. love is something that can’t really be controlled, you can’t really make it start, or make it stop, or make it happen alone, or avoid it entirely, or keep life from changing it, and getting hurt doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try again, or that you’ll never be happily in love. as long as there is love, there is hope