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It's a little contrived but I'll allow it.

Over, never under, that is how the toilet paper was designed to hang.

Isn't it obviously the first one because that's where the waist is??? We don't wear two separate pants for each of our legs so why would they

I heard this out as "When criticizing something, you must judge it for what it is, not what it isn't"

#this is why so many of us urge people to get a wider diet of stories

Help me if my math is wrong but this is 0.66% of his net worth (1 trillion). Less than 1 %!!! If he did this one time he would still have 99 billion dollars. It would take him 151 years for this amount to drain his net worth. Significantly more than average lifespan of a male in the U.S. He more or less makes $86 billion dollars every year. 6.6 billion is 13 % of his yearly income.

eating sugar is not a primary cause of diabetes. eating junk food is not a primary cause of diabetes. when you make jokes about "getting diabetes" over sugary, junk filled food, you are enforcing stereotypes that end with diabetics developing deadly eating disorders or experiencing medical abuse and neglect. Yes, it is that deep. Stop making diabetes jokes, you look like an uneducated bigot

In general joking about diabetes is ableist and like terrible but in this case it is also deeply fatphobic :]:]:] you are framing disability as a punishment for overindulgence and that is wrong in two separate levels :]:]:]

As someone who has diabetic family members...for the love of everything, don't fall for the "evil sugar" propaganda. It's doing nothing but instilling eating disorders and unhealthy eating habits not just for kids but for adults as well. You're not helping. You're not being supportive. You're not "spreading awareness about the dangers of sugar." You're being an asshole and making others feel guilty for their condition.

To whocify people

HELP???

Satan's dad used to date Tony the Tiger?! The lore goes deeper than I ever imagined!

I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

"I'm just a smol bean uwu" No sir, what you are is someone who is so habituated to thinking of yourself as innocent that you will continue to do so even when you're guilty.

this is going to make me sound insane and nitpicky but do you ever feel like sometimes in fanart when people draw male characters they go out of their way to capture their unique facial features and then when they draw female characters they draw like a generic woman face and call it a day

please ignore how i started this post i’ve been vindicated by everyone in the notes and i now feel confident enough to say i am not insane and nitpicky and also we should attack people with hammers

Ok but pls actually do this people. There is no such thing as a good person. Stop trying to be one and starting trying to do good instead