a beacon of shame

so. how does anyone ever have the time or energy

Executive function Georg, who lives in a cave and accomplishes 10,000 tasks per day, is an outlier adn should not be counted. 

Never tell people which fictional men you think are hot you ARE giving them free ammunition

all I do is listen to music and think about my silly little fictional people

i could fix him (the piece of media i just consumed that was poorly executed but had a good premise)

"i could fix him" yeah? well i could accept him as he is. you don't like the murder? grow up. the atrocities are part of him and ive decided they're funny

i’ve used “harvesting the dingleberries like ripe fruit” to describe me plucking dry shit from my cat’s asshole, and no one liked it :(

no no no pls understand  it’s usually hard as hell to get shit out of this cats long hair bc it’s all nutella-y, so I’m excited every time I don’t have to wrestle her into shit-removal

my erectile dysfunction is so bad today dude i hate having adhd

EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION

its so freeing when you realize you can literally write whatever you want 

it doesnt have to be good or anything you can just write things and post them and it doesnt matter at all

“your story sucks” what are you going to do? refund the money u didn’t pay? you are a bozo

This is Margaret when she opens that email