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I am... Dracula.
COUNT DRACULA as portrayed by Bela Lugosi (1931) & Nicolas Cage (2023).
i’m p sure i’ve posted this before, but it’s still funny
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The moses one is innacurate. Moses would cast divine intervention and it would just work every time and have a different outcome.
Moses: Divine Intervention again.
DM: SERIOUSLY?! How do you keep making the percentile rolls?
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I am SICK and TIRED of seeing so much hate towards Al! Al hasn't done ANYTHING to hurt ANYONE! Al is harmless!
But I can already hear the Al haters out there!
"Al isn't original!" No shit, Sherlock! That's what we love the most about Al.
"People aren't supposed to look like that!" That sounds like a problem between you and God, and frankly, plenty of people like the way Al looks.
"Al is just too WEIRD!" Have you ever thought that you might be to NORMAL to actually appreciate Al?
I think you all need to apologize to Al right now!
APOLOGIZE TO HIM
APOLOGIZE TO WEIRD AL RIGHT NOW!

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But with your help, we can make next year even worse for Elon Musk
Posts that are better with timestamps enabled.
(original post: August 20, 2018)
thoughts on doctor who?
Is that another Tumblr imaginary movie?
No, that's Dr. Gorv. Dr. Who is a movie about the russian Bolshevik revolution starring Julie Christie and Omar Sharif
No, you’re thinking of Doctor Zhivago. Dr Who is a satirical comedy movie about the Cold War and nuclear destruction.
That's actually Doctor Strangelove. Doctor Who wrote a bunch of children's books to help kids learn to read.
No, that's almost definitely Doctor Seuss. Doctor Who was a song by the Thompson Twins.
You're thinking of Doctor! Doctor! Neil. Doctor Who is about a brilliant but arrogant surgeon who, following a car crash that eliminates his chance of ever doing surgery again, turns to mysticism.
Close! That’s Doctor Strange. Doctor Who is the Dutch expert in law, philosophy, science, and metaphysics who, along with a solicitor, a train fiend, an administrator of an insane asylum, a nobleman, and a cowboy, hunts down and kills a notorious vampire.
Almost! That's Doctor Seward from Dracula. I think you mean the guy who suppressed all his urges and made a scientific potion to create a second identity for the sole purposes or letting out his base urges
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Hey Neil do you think smoking is gross?
People tell me it's gross all the time but I always thought they were just being squares.
If you truly think smoking is gross I'll stop
I thought smoking was brilliant. I loved smoking. I smoked from the age of 15 until I was about 33, and I smoked with enthusiasm and gusto. I liked that it made me feel smarter, I loved the buzz I got from it, I loved the social aspect of smoking, I barely noticed the smell, and felt that coughing up black tarry gunk from my lungs in the morning was absolutely worth it.
Then I moved to America, and smoking got more difficult and less fun because the UK brands I liked were harder to obtain and the American equivalents were different. Then, about a year after I moved, I got flu. I thought it was pneumonia, but the doctor explained cheerfully that it was influenza, the kind that kills people. My temperature was over 103, and my lungs didn't work. I couldn't breathe. And, on my way back from the trip to the doctors, gasping for air, I thought, If I keep smoking by the time I'm in my 60s I will feel like this all the time.
So I stopped. I couldn't smoke at the time -- I couldn't really breathe. So when I could breathe again, I didn't start smoking. That was almost 30 years ago. My lungs are pretty good these days, and it's been decades since I've coughed up black lung-gunk in the morning. I'm glad I made the decision I did, because I like breathing easily more than I like the buzz of smoking, or even the buzz of hanging out with the smokers.

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