you're an artist

What makes you think someone missed you? 

Probably the ten voicemails you left me where you sang 'baby come back'.

Is that a challenge? Because I have plenty of worse jokes, let me tell you that much. What do you call a fat jack-o-latern? A plumpkin.

It is a challenge. And in the words of 2009 memes; CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Plumpkin? Fuck.

Decided greatly with my lack of social skills, I’ve decided to start off any attempt with a joke. So, that said, what do you call a clever duck?

10 points to you for telling me the worst joke I've ever heard. But I giggled.

I suggest shopping!

I'll only go shopping if a certain someone comes with me. His name rhymes with Flyatt Flythe.

Who knew classes could be so stressful

Uhm everybody who has ever gone to school knew that. 

I got back from break a few days ago. Twin telepathy, maybe? How about a Starbucks run right now? I feel like I haven’t seen you in a long time.

Welcome back, then. Is twin telepathy a thing? Because if it is, I need to figure out how to use it and tell Brody to get his ass here because I miss him and don't know where he is and everyone else seems to be twinning but here I am, lacking my brother. Starbucks is something I'm always up for. I know, it's been forever. I miss you. Maybe you, me, and OliFab can meet up for coffee. Or it can just be me and you, I don't mind either way.

Its a good idea. I’d probably snack on gummy bears in-between and thereby defeating the purpose but it can’t hurt. Maybe just put out my favorite flavors on the book.

That's what I'm sayin'. It'll keep you going because you receive a gummy bear with each paragraph. It'll get you to read all that you need to. I don't know if you'll thoroughly process the reading but hey, you got gummy bears.

Right? Mmm too late. The homework I gotta do is due tomorrow. Luckily it shouldn’t be too hard to get done. I just resent having to spend one of my two days off reading about sentence structure.

Reward yourself with gummy bears after each paragraph? That will always help me to power through boring readings.

Sunday-

Homeworks blows. My only suggestion is to not procrastinate like I do because it will make you incredibly sad.

For you, sure, that’s great. It’s not Monopoly money, right?

Shut up, Seb. You know damn well I give you a run for your money. And no, it's not monopoly money, I'm not stupid.

Maybe I just don’t want to be apart of a threesome with some random girl and a guy I’ve been friends with for years. I don’t like him like that. So do whatever you want with him.

Okay well I was joking. You know, what people with a sense of humor do? Are you sure you don't like him like that? I'm tellin' you man the crush vibes are strong. Gladly.

You’re shitting me, right? Because I’ve known Sebastian for years, and we’re just friends. I don’t do crushes. I’ve got much better ways to spend my time and efforts. It’s cute you assume that though.

I'm actually not. Believe it or not, I wasn't trying to be shitty. It was a genuine question. You can't blame me for assuming. You've never talked to me before and as soon as you do it seems like you feel the need to defend yourself and prove your friendship with Sebastian. I couldn't care less, dude. Sebastian and I are just fuck buddies. Why would I care about his connection to you?

I’m not defensive. I have no reason to be defensive, and I’m not convincing anyone. I’m just telling the truth.

Quick question. Do you thoroughly think things through before you say them? Because right now it seems like you're kind of just saying all these things as they come to mind. Also it's cool that you and Seb are just friends though I don't really remember asking at all. Still seem kind of defensive to be honest. Does someone have a crush on Sebastian? That's just the vibe I'm getting from your responses.