Randomly Awesome

every time one of you gay people reblog this i have to think about it for the next two weeks

wow

NICE

If I caption this “I can haz cheezburger?” do you think the fabric of time and space will rip and we’ll be flung violently back into our own past?

Straight from the Horse Girl’s mouth

I lost all mathematical skills as soon as I finished my school

Holy fucking shit i have finally laid eyes on this legendary post

wish I could be in my own anime beach special where I’m hanging out with all my friends in the sun and our titties are bouncing uncontrollably

fuck expensive funerals death shouldn’t be an industry just set my body in a cool looking chair so people see my skeleton sitting like a skyrim jarl in 200 years

“youre playing with mods so achievements are disabled” theyre to make titties big. i spit on your achievements todd

if a werewolf dies but they were an organ donor does someone get a new kidney that turns into a wolf kidney once a month

imagine having a feeling of pure bloodlust radiate from one side of your mid-back approximately every 28 days

I don’t need to imagine