Take It Easy, Baby 又

Ralph Breaks the Internet is already a horrible movie but I just can’t begin to imagine how bad it will age

This is so fucking innacurate bc if ralph were real people on twitter wouldnt be hateposting about him theyd be drawing his cock

He’s all I think about. 😭💖

OMG how to leave a job where they’ve fucked you over.

Big Fish Energy

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

Lean your head forward, preferably to knee level, and let the water kind of drain out of your mouth. When your are able to, take deep slow breaths. No heimlich maneuver or physical assists from somebody else should be used beyond this, otherwise you could vomit and escalate the issue. Its about keeping the larynx open. Hopefully this helps.

Reblog to fucking save a life.

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY USEFUL THANK YOU

DEFIANT - RESISTANT DEFINITE - CERTAIN

*slams reblog*

IT’S ‘MIGHT AS WELL’. ‘MIND AS WELL’ DOES NOT MAKE GRAMMATICAL SENSE.

And this is why my students look at me as though I’m the devil when I try to tell them that no i’m not lying this really is a thing

IT’S ‘COULDN’T CARE LESS’ NOT ‘COULD CARE LESS’ IF YOU COULD CARE LESS THAT MEANS YOU CARE

I laughed so hard

this is one of the many “best”

homie, those are homophones

No, lose has a harsher “s” sound, more like a /z/. BUT ANYWAY CHOCKING IS NOT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CAN’T BREATHE, YOU’RE CHOKING.

I’m also amused when people mess up phrases like “for all intensive purposes” which is supposed to be “for all intents and purposes”. This is why enunciation is important. If people only ever hear these, not read them, they’re so easy to get wrong.

STOP TELLING ME I LOOK LIKE THIS DOG

this is actually super fucking smartass of them

Reblogging as this is so important everyone! My mum had breast cancer and that shit is not nice so please check yourself ladies and gents! 💕💕💕