nim

“Here it is, the extra semicolon that has plagued my code.”

my favourite genre of fictional men are those ones who should be cool and badass because of their powers or character designs, but are pathetic instead. never had a good day in their life. an insult from a child could probably make them cry. wet paper bag men. you know the ones

Btw pro tip from someone who is far too paranoid for his own good but also loves horror content like a fucking idiot: imagine whatever is scaring you atm trying to sell you weed. This always helps.

ultimately i think we all want someone who will tenderly wipe the blood off our face

haha. dipshit. I’ve fallen asleep curled up in your lap and now you can’t get up. how do you fuckin’ like that huh???

"A ship can never truly love an anchor." dude shut up. a ship without an anchor gets dashed against the rocks. it's useless, completely at the whim of the currents. a ship loves an anchor so much it carries it everywhere it goes. the anchor gives the ship the world to love. dude.

You know what, fuck you *uses your fabric scissors to cut cardboard*

they should make lactaid but for the cilantro soap gene. somehow. science should get on it

i can move rocks with my mind but i dont control what rock or how i move it

mutuals if we were alive 15,000 years ago and you broke your leg and couldn’t run from danger or hunt for food i would carry you to safety and bring you only the best nuts and berries until you were better again

Decadent

i rediscovered the purpose of this site

i love making everything about romance but i also love making everything about horror

everyone knows romance, erotica, and horror are three points of a very sensual triangle