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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

yeah sure whatever

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

i’m haunted i’m unfuckable and i love you

what if instead of paying companies to delete our info off of databases periodically we like. idk. passed a law that said companies couldnt do that anymore. and set up some kind of task force to disband all the companies that do that. thatd be cool

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time