professional solomon hand holder

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

I'm so addicted to deleting posts. not even controversial ones, just like anything. I'll briefly post an anecdote or my opinion of a movie, think about it for a few minutes, and then go NOPE no one needs to see that! this post too, I'll probably delete it before you can reply. just watch.

you are allowed to be wrong you are allowed to mess up you are allowed to be embarrassing.

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

imagine six thousand people read your journal every single day . thank fuck only like 10 of you max interact with me

do i want to come to "the circus"? (apprehensive) describe it with two adjectives first

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

I haven’t said anything interesting in a long while. this will continue