professional solomon hand holder

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

sorry I can’t hang out tonight. yeah I’m busy freaking out over things that might not even happen. yeah it’s gonna take a while

May I please have 1 everything

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

put that old man in a situation

FUCK yes everybody go home this post is about him now

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it

they're not super common but i really do appreciate characters who are introduced as one gender and later revealed to be closeted trans. i like that it challenges the audience to really think about how they perceive trans people because realistically not every trans person you meet is going to be out to you at first. yes we introduced this character as a man and now we're asking you to reframe her as a woman after you've already gotten to know her. can you be normal about that? can you be normal when it happens to people you know in real life? i hope you can.

does anyone know how to stop desire from being the root of all suffering

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

im angry at myself for walking into that so perfectly

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: i have no idea what a tumblr accent even is but I know it oozes off of me like a thick miasma, ive been poisoned by tumblr for far too long /End ID]