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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

Don't worry, mutual with a zero-note post. I've added your post to my queue. So, in 6-8 business weeks, we're going to do big numbers! Such as, 1.

i know they say no one is coming to save you but why the fuck not

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

The anonymous button is not for hate messages and death threats! It’s for confessing your love and asking stupid questions!

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sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

i don’t need a “day off” or a “weekend” i need to respawn in a clean apartment with all my responsibilities reset and the complete certainty that nobody hates me