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pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

i dont miss overwatch but i miss the psychosexual dynamics of playing mercy or whatever like. getting to briefly exist in the body of The blender porn girl you know

playing mercy and just thinking wow everybody in this match wants to fuck me

Playing pyro in tf2 is still like this

i will begin misusing the mature content label if i have to. this post? only for adults. because i said so.

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

bug life tips: leaf

Your partner actually LIKING you as a friend is important. Romantic love is not enough.

had a meeting at work yesterday with a guy i didn’t know and he said the phrase, “feed two birds with one scone”, which i thought indicated a conscientious and generous spirit

would be cool if you could make anonymous posts. like anon asks but they go on the dashboard for all your followers to see but they don’t know it’s you unless they piece it together. and by cool I mean horrible. and by horrible I mean kinda cool.