strawberry...🍓

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

I love the notes saying this femme knows exactly what she's doing and it's all part of her flirting technique. You get it.

the passage right after Catherine is invited to Northanger and her spirits are rising up and up and up and she’s like “who has known joy like me my best friend is marrying my brother and I get to go spend several weeks in the same house as the boy I like and his sister and that house??? A mysterious old ABBEY” —it’s so true, it’s so funny, it so exactly positions you as a reader to enter into her joy and excitement and also see the ways in which she will inevitably be disappointed.

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

I want to write my fanfic <- isn’t writing my fanfic

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

i completely understand & agree with the backlash against students using chatgpt to get degrees but some of you are out here saying "getting a degree in xyz means pulling multiple consecutive all-nighters and writing essays through debilitating migraines and having severe back pain from constantly studying at your desk and chugging energy drinks until you get a kidney stone and waking up wishing you were dead every day, and that's just part of the natural process of learning!!!" and like. umm. i don't think that any of us should have had to endure that either. like maybe the solution for stopping students from using anti-learning software depends on college institutions making the process of learning actually sustainable on the human body & mind rather than a grueling health-destroying soul-crushing endeavor