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if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

what’s sad is that the first person to fry an ant with a magnifying glass was probably just trying to look

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

All mutuals who understand my grand vision shall be entombed with me within my mausoleum if I ever happen to die

if it was 2012 id have a sideblog called sam reid imagines and it would be like imagine sam reid is your trauma informed pelvic floor physical therapist

They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones