turn hell hound

What the fuck is that

Jabiru (Jabiru mycteria)

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

the spirit is willing but the spirit is not that willing

there are limits to the spirit’s willingness is all it’s saying

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

im a protected species you fucking asshole