WIP count: 16

omfg I can’t BELIEVE I hadn’t reblogged this adorable addition to my post yet. I love the balloon and the flower crown.

...I'm starting to think Mormons are like that not because of any doctrinal issues, but because that's just what happens when you isolate a bunch of scared, horny white people out in the desert and don't let them drink.

have you heard of the critically acclaimed mmorpg ffxiv including a free trail up through THE BEST FUCKING MMO EXPANSION EVER MADE, SHADOWBRINGERS, GO AND PLAY IT THIS IS NOT A JOKE I HAVE A GUN (AND SO DOES EMET-SELCH) 🔫

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

We as a fandom need to start a movement to reclassify G’raha Tia as a dad friend. I feel like we forget that he’s a dad. Twink Catboy nature is visually misleading, that man raised a whole ass child and he did a good job. The sandwiches is such a dad friend thing to do. I don’t know how to do emotional vulnerability with you but I made you food and I hope that helps. Absenteeism. The possibilities are endless.

These are suggested for serving to recovering alcoholics, but I think they’re just fun and cool anyway? I like a fancy beverage, it doesn’t have to have booze. That cucumber Collins sounds refreshing AF

And children! Children love a fancy drink! Let them be included!

If you ask your cousin to make you a baby blanket by hand for $20, she should cook and eat you.