i.. err... um.. yeah.... hh.. okay... so.. anyways

he just proceeded to show me his WW2 house that was “obviously” destroyed by missiles djdjdkdj which happened to be next to the fnaf security breach building and a high school for rich kids made out of gold that charges you “hmm $100 dollars per week 😼”

eheehehehehehe…eeehehehe*slides my paw under your door* let me in

my parents: our little girl is growing into a woman! me, a nonbinary: a what

my parents: our boy is growing into a strong man me, a nonbinary: a what

my parents: can you tell us the SI unit of power, equivalent to one joule per second, corresponding to the power in an electric circuit in which the potential difference is one volt and the current one ampere? me: a watt

world heritage post

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

World Heritage Post

omfg

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

this is a carwash for people

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

You fucker

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

skyrim was right

tomato soup does restore 10 hp

MY GIRLFRIEND JUST STEPPED ON A PRESSURE PLATE AND GOT KILLED BY A SPIKE DOOR LOOOOL

in. skyrim