artist is simping

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

”with shapes.inc you can talk to your ocs!!” Dumbass. I’m already talking to them. In my head. “B-bbut what about your favourite charac-“ skill issue. In my head as well. get fucked.

Why was the Mormon vampire copying whole pages of PDF?

There's an animated Twilight series??

sparkle. twilight sparkle. the horse.

sorry but the CONCEPT of a TEN YEAR situationship which you RUN TO after breaking up with your boyfriend of SIX YEARS who everyone thought you were going to MARRY but you didn’t because he DIDNT WANT TO MARRY YOU and then you only have TWO WEEKS with that situationship before he FUCKS IT UP but by then you’ve both said I LOVE YOU on your WORLD TOURS and EVERYONE KNOWS and it’s so SOUL DESTROYING that you end up writing a THIRTY ONE TRACK ALBUM about it

this is how they make lacroix

I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

if i ever become a showrunner i will actually do the fake series finalle followed by the true ending where the popular gay ship is confirmed just so i can forever poison fandom with the idea that it can happen for real and then they will truly never let that hope go for all other subsequent shows they watch henceforth. just for the sake of making the world a worse place