(sappho's funeral)

first step to everything is to get terrified and scared

How to pass in public as a gender the public doesn’t know about

putting up “HELL IS FAKE” billboards in ohio to start a dialogue

loudspeaker interference ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS THERE IS A FUCKING BEAST LOOSE IN THE HARDWARE AISLE

Listen the Barbie movie should have been made in the very early 2000s featuring Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. or it never should have been made at all

I told my gf that I was having an episode earlier and she replied "is it the beach episode" and it shocked me so much that it grounded me immediately

it would have been really funny if palpatine enacted order 66 only to be immediately killed by one of his own clone guards who doesn’t really understand the difference between the sith and jedi and just sees palpatine with a lightsaber and goes “oh a jedi!” And point blank shoots him without hesitation

the only way to tell if a man is truly gentle is if he has green moss and algae all over him from sleeping quietly, motionlessly, at the bottom of a crystal clear riverbed

I think copyright infringement should be legalized everywhere for any reason at all forever

That’s a good idea

yall still having urges? you havent mastered the self and honed your mind and body into an immaculate, razor-sharp blade of desire?

god that's pathetic. do you want to kiss ?

life tip: DONT FORCE PEOPLE TO CHOOSE YOU