chaotic confused

whatever. go my scallops

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

Escape attempt foiled by own desire to nom

Girl who walks around with a collar and a leash but no one’s ever seen any other girl holding the leash and when you ask her about it she gets really dark and serious and says “are you familiar with the idea that when a samurai loses their daimyo they may become a ronin” and you’re like oh shit did someone die, and she’s like “well, no, that’s a figure of speech. I am looking for someone more skilled than I who can master me and my perfidious blade tho” and you’re like, oh, that’s a figure of speech too, right? You just want to find a dom good enough to like, tame you? And she says “no” and draws a katana and cleaves you in twain right there in the gay bar

rock bottom isn’t all bad! look at these cool rocks i found

I saw this post recently that implied that “kink is playing toys” and “kink always has wider, social and cultural implications” are like, opposing statements. I think that’s so wild. like, have you ever heard of Cowboys and Indians? Cops and robbers? “Little boys”, beaten for playing dolls? “Little girls” forced to stay in and clean up after their brothers playing outside? In what universe is playing toys not deeply implicated in. Everything??? This isn’t even an argument about harm in kink this is like a very basic observation about the nature of play.

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting