SADISM AND SHITPOSTS

one of newton's lesser-known laws is that if you reload something that is buffering, it will start playing at the precise moment your finger completes the motion to refresh the tab

white boy shocks chinese restaurant with his wolf lightning powers

How it feels to kiss my wife

i know thata right 👆

having a body made of meat sucks ass

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

I pawned your chastity key for drug money sorry

transition timeline but about halfway through im inexplicably a cackling green witch for a few months before continuing as normal

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

It should be socially acceptable to ask a friend to kidnap you and drag you off to a remote cabin in the mountains and torture you for a weekend