why tf is there a "Title" wtf?

you probably could domesticate a velociraptor tho, that thing could prolly protect the fuck out of grain

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.

My parents were lowkey disappointed when I came home stone cold sober from every single event I went to in high school

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

#fandom needs this one

Discworld Heritage Post

cheese people will eat anything if you tell them it's cheese

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

Mario when he forgets his inhaler: "Oh! Miasma!"

I said this out loud to my gf and started with "Italian Mario" which is just. normal Mario

Imagine hobbits with deep frying technology

hobbits would fuck up a wigan kebab

we should introduce hobbits to the concept of American state fair food. deep fried sticks of butter would kill it in hobbiton