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Crowley: Are you okay?? Why are you crying?!

Aziraphale: Yeah *sniffles* it’s just this onion

Crowley: *furiously grabs onion* what the FUCK did you do to my angel?!

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Crowley: Angel, can I ask you something?

Aziraphale: Of course, dear.

Crowley: Do you…like me?

Aziraphale: *visible confusion* Do I like you…?

Crowley: Yeah, you know, like………*trails off*

Aziraphale: ??

Crowley: you know what I mean…

Aziraphale:

Crowley:

Aziraphale: Do I have a crush on you?

Crowley: yeah

Aziraphale:

Crowley:

Aziraphale:

Crowley:

Aziraphale: My dear, dear boy………

Aziraphale: We have literally been married for the last several decades..

Crowley:

Aziraphale:

Crowley: So, is that a yes?

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Gabriel: Go to hell

Crowley: Already been, didn’t agree with me

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Beelzebub, drunk: I don’t give a damn about sin

Crowley, also drunk: yeah, me either, fuck trigonometry

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Aziraphale: I go to church every Sunday.

Crowley: ………………?

Aziraphale: Okay, every other Sunday…

Crowley:

Aziraphale:

Crowley:

Aziraphale: I’ve BEEN to church!

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Crowley: Gender? What are we in Soviet Russia??

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Nina: Why aren’t they talking?

Maggie: They got into an argument last night

Nina: Oh, well then why are they holding hands?

Maggie: Crowley gets sad when they argue

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Aziraphale: You’re drunk 😒

Crowley: You’re sexy 😏

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Aziraphale: Crowley!

Crowley: What is it angel?

Aziraphale: I need your help, I’ve fallen terribly ill!

Crowley: You’ve what?

Aziraphale: Won’t you please, cuddle me until I feel better?

Crowley:

Aziraphale:

Crowley:

Aziraphale:

Crowley: Angel, we don’t get sick.

Aziraphale: cuddle me! 😠

Crowley: okay

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Crowley: is this seat taken?

Aziraphale: That’s my lap

Crowley: that doesn’t answer my question

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thank you! trying to be more consistent lol. really glad I can make some of you laugh! hope you’re all having a wonderful holiday season despite the world being a flaming garbage ball lately.

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Aziraphale: Look, I know we don’t always see eye to eye-

Crowley: That’s because you’re too short.

Aziraphale:

Crowley:

Aziraphale:

Crowley:

Aziraphale: Listen here you little shit

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Crowley: *answers phone* what?

Aziraphale: Crowley! Where on earth are you going?

Crowley: I’m going home, what’s the problem?

Aziraphale: Oh my dear, you’re terribly drunk aren’t you?

Crowley: I know that’s why I got a taxi, I’ll get home safe don’t worry Angel.

Aziraphale: Crowley! We were drinking at your place!

Crowley:

Crowley: *taps cab driver* Sir, where am I going?

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Crowley: *standing outside the bookshop holding a sign that reads “dinner tonight, angel?”

Jim: *excitedly from window* Okay! :D

Crowley: no, absolutely not, go tell Aziraphale…

Jim: Mr fell! I’m going to dinner with your husband tonight!

Aziraphale: That’s nice Jim.

Aziraphale:

Aziraphale: my wot

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Crowley: And then he just left me!

Maggie: Aw, it’s gonna be okay!

Nina: Yeah, you don’t need him. Honestly, fuck Aziraphale!

Crowley: *sob* I’M TRYING!!

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Gabriel: You sin all the time, how have you not fallen?

Aziraphale: I am the almighty’s specialist little princess

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