Your Local Egirl

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

ive noticed u made the common mistake of stoppijg petting me so i will whine and paw ur paw until u realize this mistake its ok its a common mistake here let me lay on u to makr it easier

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

i would so go on a walk with you

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over