Nexsium

Please don't miss the part of the story where Post reporter Geoffrey A. Fowler chose this Senator, of all people, to openly impersonate. Because honestly that is king shit. This wasn't a random Senator, this was a setup.

The linked article includes to the detail that the reporter didn't just choose to impersonate this senator; he asked and was granted permission to do so by Senator Markey.

Godtier trolling.

LOVE to see this 4D Chess

Ok yeah that lake is superior

tumblr finally getting its shit together and improving the user experience right around the time when all the other social media sites are collapsing due to greed and hubris is like the kids who got out of their small town to move to the big city finding love and settling down in their 30s just in time to watch their high school bullies get divorced

Long tailed tit bathing

Every time I close my eyes I see this one cat that won second place in the Cat Fancier's Association kitten category

when you remember an important task while going to bed at 3am

do you know that i think of this post every time i can’t sleep op. what mythbusters did for you, you have done for a great many others. 

My new method to avoid eye contact is a low cut top and a push-up bra.

this girl playing 4-d chess with the allistics

Actually it's just 38C but thanks.

Hold on, I might be stupid.

No I think you're playing 38C chess.

how many costumes does this guy have

this is about snow totals not cock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!