we're all cranks around here

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

do the right thing BBC kick rtd out and replace him with a woman and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower

wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

So close.

north south FUCK west

IM OBSESSED im obsessed with him in the uniform actually, also that’s NOT how you take a picture for a badge sir

just sent in my application for torchwood, can they legally ask you your sexuality or…?

why is it so hip and cool to say the r slur now last i checked it was a Slur 😐

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

i love when you start torchwood and you have the assumption that jack is immortal and must have been torchwood’s boss for centuries and then you find out it’s like 6 years

Not a single moment in time where the Doctor was actually “the last of the Time Lords”, he just enjoys martyrdom.

teresa is left handed. she told me

omg the new emoji 🫪🫪🫪🫪

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