New Fangirl (37/F)

Literally happening at my job right now. "The company as a whole is completely debt free! We've had record sells!" But also "We're doing 'permanent lay offs' this year. But we're paying out your PTO and 401k!"

A dream!

Watch classic movies, you tend to learn a lot from the women then. They were ruthless yet soft and always had men drooling over them. They controlled men without men knowing they were being controlled, that’s powerful.

Me forever

I relate to Jaskier because I too would abandon everything to follow around blond Henry Cavill on numerous life-threatening adventures.

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

We interviewed her, obviously.

Such a developing story.

I love this story

This was a wild ride from start to finish

Ok. But why is he dressed like my grandmother?

ok so since the Russo brothers confirmed that animals and plants and the like all died in the snap,,,,,,, that means dogs died too,,,,, and lemme tell ya if ANYTHING happened to my dog earth wouldn’t even NEED the avengers I’d mcfucking d e s t r o y thanos myself because NO ONE FUCKING MESSES WITH MY DOG NOT EVEN A CRUSTY ASS RAISIN WITH A ROCK COLLECTION

Did John wick write these

I just woke up why y’all yellin

the b in ihob stands for burgers instead of Breakfast

im sorry what