#1 Toki Wartooth Apologist

[taking you aside in the group masturbation vc] this place is a den of vipers... you are the only one I can trust

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

daily affirmations: no body hate you. everybody niceys

bush haters always have that soulless look in their eyes

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

it probably feels good as hell to sexually climax from genital stimulation

You smoked dog weed

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

Need some fables AESOP

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual

Number 10: The Puppy’s Unusual

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

don't worry kitten daddy got it

start worrying kitten daddy fucked up

like the legend of the penis

prehistoric people make me cry so easily it is not even funny. and i don't mean it as a some kind of hyperbole okay i mean like straight up red-faced weeping when i think about bad dürrenberg burial