i wonder what this 200 year old salamander thinks about
Nutrients


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i wonder what this 200 year old salamander thinks about
Nutrients

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or a drowning
why u lookin up almond joys in the background
I had beef wit somone
“go hang a salami” backwards is “im a lasagna hog" and that pleases me
how did either of these sentences occur naturally for you to discover this
Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.
“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.
I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.
What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?
I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’
But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]
[camera zooms in on glasses]
[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”
This should win an Oscar

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me after every dream: honestly? what kind of symbolism.
this got too real
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#great now i gotta kinkshame award winning journalist anderson cooper
I’M SCREAMING
Yassssssss

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hey just wondering but what the fuck is this
@maribakumon
how dare you post this without even linking us. am i having a stroke
I feel like I’m stuck in a malfunctioning time machine
me fighting my inner materialistic self
emergency
when u make really scary and worrying posts but dont wanna talk abt it so cover it up with jokes
when you are having a huge breakdown but 20 minutes later youve forgotten about it

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