I think way more people would attend church if you could do it spontaneously

But alas! The only place you can go spontaneously is the bar

rachel berry is the funniest person to ever exist because who else would triple cast their boyfriend, ex boyfriend and ex sorta boyfriend as her one boyfriend in an overdirected music video to an objectively ass 70s song, shooting the entire thing three times so none of them know the other guys are involved, getting mad when none of them understand her artistic process of trying to be seen as a bad girl and then 5 minutes later kelly clarksoning total eclipse of the heart

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

theo van gogh was the one who suggested that his older brother vincent start seriously painting. as soon as theo was gainfully employed he gave vincent around 15% of his own yearly salary for art supplies, lodging, and food. about 2/3rds of vincent's surviving letters were to theo (including vincent's earliest and last letters), all of which were found stored in theo's desk. theo's child, vincent willem, was born on january 31st, 1890, and vincent was so delighted by his nephew that he painted almond blossoms for him. vincent shot himself half a year later on july 29th, 1890. theo's distress at his brother's death worsened his syphilis symptoms and he died half a year after his brother on january 25th, 1891 (four days before vincent willem's first birthday). theo was reburied next to vincent in auvers-sur-oise at the request of theo's wife johanna.

fiber arts is really a laundering scheme for mathematics.

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

getting fixated on something is funny because the first like week i have an insatiable need to tell everyone i know about it and spread the good word but by weeks 2 and 3 it becomes so intense and personal that even hearing it mentioned in public makes me sweat as if a dark secret was alluded to

Vaginismus of the soul

I hope none of you disappear in the coming days. Seriously don't do anything that can't be undone.

I know i'm just a random person you follow online but I mean it. People (all kinds of marginalised people too!) Have survived all types of horrible times and managed to find happiness eventually. If for no one else, survive for them. And also, try to survive because the people making you despair don't want you to live. Don't give this to them. Don't give your life. The best thing you can do is cling to it with everything you've got. Lay in bed for a day if you have to. but please promise you won't hurt yourself.