Blaine

I cannot get this poem out of my head. It haunts me. Joyously, it haunts me. 

This poem format is my favorite thing and this is the first time I’ve ever seen it’s origin story. I love it. Every time.

Joy and whimsy detected! This bread-licking cow is joyful and whimsical!

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

the point of fanfiction is to write something so self indulgent that nobody else has thought of it before or cares

that is the most beautiful airfryer i have ever seen

found it! bruno smart air fryer in mint green BZK-KZ02TW-GR

Theirs a horse in the pingles

Joy and whimsy detected! This horse in the pingles is joyful and whimsical!

that chef in The Menu must have had the most fucked up little rat controlling him