Blaine

love that both The Phantom of the Opera and The Hunchback of Notre Dame took these beautiful pieces of architecture and said "what if a weird guy lived in there"

the making of sourdough bread scares me so bad what do you mean my bread is a creature

no. your bread is thousands of creatures. and the bubbles in the bread is from their breathing. they're laying dead in the pockets of their own breath. the thousands of creatures in your bread were breathing and formed their own graves to die in when you cooked them. there are thousands of creatures' bodies in your bread. your bread is full of tombs

if i said i'm scared of the dark you'd turn off all the lights and start whispering demonic shit just to scare me

Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass

someone at work told me 'oh, just ask chat' when i raised a casual question and i asked what she meant and she said 'you know, chatgpt' like im an idiot. and i should get an award for the fact that i did not start snarling and biting and killing

i know everyones justifiably mad right now but do you wanna get madder? i work at a school. a teacher said this to me.

im glad this version of the post is making rounds now. the amount of casual ai use i see some teachers do these days is disgusting and they genuinly dont see the problem with making school assignments for children using chatgbt, and even encourage them to use it themselves. school is about teaching kids how to think and they're taking that away from them. this is a sickness and we should be calling it out more so people realize the damage they're doing

I think my 👀 brain is 👀 rotting 👀 in places 👀 I think my 👀 heart is ready to die 👀 I think my 👀 body is falling 👀 in pieces 👀 i thinj my blood is passing me by 👀

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

if you, like me, are hesitant to enjoy what kinda sounds like "relaxes food standards" on the surface, I'm happy to report that this isn't "everyone can do what they want with your food supply without oversight" but rather a case where in NYC you had to have a permit to sell food and a second, superfluous permit to sell frozen desserts. This action simply removes the need for the second permit, rolling it into the first permit in order to help small businesses. Yay!

[ID: Text message reading "Monday at 7PM sounds great! Do you guys have a parking lot or should". The predictive text suggests finishing with "[should] I bring my own?". /end ID]

Jokingly told my (furry) cousin while we had Clone Wars on in the background that my fursona would be a loth cat. And then we just looked at each other

imagine a park bench underneath

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!