nevermindmaggie

its payment for every weeb who goes to japan and thinks anime is real

this tiktok creator has a lot of great and funny stories abt his time in japan but my absolute favorite hsi him detailing a time he was standing outside at night eating spagetti and a very drunk japanese man saw him, stopped in place, held his eyelids fully open and said something to the degree of "me american, me like spaghetti" and then walked off

My other favorite is their story about how whenever he went to a bar he'd rant to a man in English after figuring out he didn't know English. He did. This man knew all his deepest secrets and didn't really respond till one of the days he was leaving Japan. Or the time a lady found him and said "you're American?" and made him follow her down several dark alleys. Only to reveal an absolutely huge Godzilla staue to him.

I just want to get dicked down again =/

Why is nobody asking who was running a fake Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary official blog for over a year then?? They posted nothing but legitimate OFSDS posts, went silent for a year, and then hit us with the thirsty on main post. WHO DID THIS????

an expert con artist

It was all build up for this post

hey do you guys know about the uncomfortably horny BDSM song cut from Disney’s Aladdin

no but I wanna

Ursula is comfortable in her sexuality. Frollo is horny on main but trying to deny it. Gaston and, apparently, Jafar are horny period, with Gaston being mysoginistc and Jafar having a humiliation kink

Oh dear

ok someone do an alignment chart

I love tumblr coz where else would I read a serious analysis of Disney villains in terms of them being sexy/kinky/horny while listening to a very disturbing kinky Jafar song

someone replace “but conflicted” with “but a creep” and add scar and hades

Perfect

#the real reason i’ll stay forever on this godforsaken website#truly groundbreaking analysis just like this  @fiddleabout

I laughed too hard NOT to share this. I don’t even care

listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny

hey ive been really good about recycling and using reusable water bottles instead of disposable ones so why is there still an oil fire in the middle of the ocean

I just started watching CJ The X’s YouTube videos and they fill the void that the end of BDG’s unraveled caused. these videos are vaguely organized chaos that threaten to collapse at any given moment. also there are insanely quotable lines a at all times. most recently, my favorite line is: “the more art you expose yourself to the more powerful you become. This is the calculus I’m using to try to become god.” this was said in a video about Miraculous Ladybug.

The cathedral administration declared that “this devil is too sublime.” “It compellingly illustrates the Romantic era’s attraction to darkness and the abyss, and the rehabilitation of the rebellious fallen angel. The chiropteral wings, far from inspiring revulsion, form a frame that enhances the beauty of a youthful body.”

Damn they did a fine ass job

neat wings

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

this for real fucking works

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

I’ve seen this post easily 12 times now and EVERY TIME it’s just a different cat looking at a different door. 

🥺

for those who are (rightfully!) concerned about animal welfare in tik toks: Wildcat Ridge Sanctuary is a true sanctuary and this animal is safe and happy!

No joke I would die for Howie