i meannnn

i have this unnerving fear that i’m gonna meet keanu reeves in some tight elevator and his eyes are going to burn into my soul as he tells me the secrets of this universe then bites me on the neck to give me immortality so he’s not alone anymore

Keanu if you’re listening I’m not a little bitch like OP come get a taste

hot take wall-e was a lesbian film but Eva was the butch actually and wall-e was the idiot femme. like look at the way they acted. Wall-E chased after her like an idiot and Eva protected them constantly…gnc femmes unite

like wall-e collected pretty lights and flash drives and rubix cubes and all sorts of cool things and they showed them all to Eva who seemed cool and untouched but as we all know due to the Cockroach Scene actually loved them a lot and u Kno what? garbage femme walle is my hero

you’re so right walle is a redneck femme and eva is a classy upscale butch

WLW-E

-_- and :/ are irreplaceable emoticons that emojis will never be able to touch

literally 😑 & 😕

if you think 😕 has the same power as :/ you are a blind fool

I'm sick of all you fake fans who say you love himbos but don't even MENTION Jason Mendoza smh

@harpoon-your-boyfriend

what ever happened to personality!!! i want decorative towels that arent boring!!! i want NOVELTY!! i want people to come over to my house and look at my trinkets and immediately think this lady is a wacko and also her stuff is haunted

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