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what do you mean? this is a totally normal amount of blood to lose from a flesh wound.

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I listened to the Magnus Archives
Im very normal about this media
Streamer au but it's getting harder to cut the screen where Grace's face is and cut off half of Simon's head too so they just commission someone to make a papa star face emoji and the editors slap on Grace's head and have it track him so they don't have to cut off half the room. Bonus points with grace telling Simon something stupid he did. "Wow, Lixian put him in the dunce hat" "Lixian no, I swear it came from an intelligent place-" "Put him in the dunce hat, Lixian" And it's just a smiling star emoji with glasses that now has a dunce hat on him.
Lmfao yes! 😂😭 but also since Ellie is like Lixian and is Simon’s editor, she just places the dunce hat on Simon instead 😂😭
hear me out, streamer simon making another yt channel but instead of just him, it’s eva, ava, simon, grace, and occasionally carl and jack, and they all do random side quests kinda like bunch of friends
Omg yes!! 👀 make it like unus annus where they only do it for a year 👀
I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️
Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.
Thank you to everyone who commented in their tags or messaged me. Indeed, today is “Martin and Bosco Day”. I originally whimsically blazed this photo on 13 July 2022. I never expected Martin and Bosco to travel so far and make so many new friends. The experience has been such a gift for me.
It’s now July 13, 2026: HAPPY MARTIN AND BOSCO DAY!

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So everyone loves the thought that Grace didn’t add curse words to the translator, because he’s a teacher, and doesn’t like cursing. However, I’m going to argue that Grace WAS willing, but ROCKY told him not to.
Here’s my argument.
Grace has cursed before. He’s been bitchy and stubborn and willing to insult people, such as when he called that guy a staggering waste of carbon, and in the book itself! When he first saw Blip-A in the book, he said, “Holy shit!” He doesn’t curse as a general rule because of his work, but he’s not a teacher when he’s with Rocky. He’s just a guy, and I’m not seeing Ryland Grace censoring his best buddy.
However, as someone who has learned a second language and gone through several language classes, there is a general consensus that cursing in one’s mother tongue just sounds and feels better than cursing in a learned language. There’s more history and thus emotion tied to it. Now, Rocky doesn’t speak English—the words are being translated for him. However, he does still hear the words output from the computer.
Thus, I see a scenario where Rocky lets out a slew of curses, then hears that the words haven’t been translated and demands Grace puts them in. Grace just puts his hands up and starts entering words, supplying the best translation he can. They have to spend ages on it, because curses are layered in connotations and cultural faux-pas, and a lot of Rocky’s basically translate to various versions of ‘ass’ or ‘asshole’ because of how vulgar the eating process is.
Finally, after like half an hour working on this, Grace presses play.
“…Rocky change mind. Eridani sound better. Get rid of.”
“WHAT.”
Walking Through Eden Station
Note: The images used have all come from Pinterest and are meant only for storyboarding ideas.
We've talked a bit about the cult, but what about the station itself? This is a post walking through my take on Eden Station for the expansion project. This applies to all of my story expansion projects as a master worldbuilding walkthrough.
We know nothing about its interior design, but we do know this: it's a single station housing a populace size that four C.O.I. stations could barely hold.
Meaning: it's huge.
I envision solar punk in space. They're so much more ergonomic than the C.O.I.'s brutalist scrap-like architecture. This is because Eden's populace isn't just by-chance Earth survivors, but highly-skilled, intelligent people whose families were purposefully sent to colonize Mars, before devolving into psychosis, and eventually, a cult.
Eden was initially sent out with loads of survival goods, machinery to support a thriving agriculture-based community, and even prototype terraforming units. Mankind was ready for Mars, but it all but vanished in the Quiet Rapture. Now, most of their machinery has been repurposed to work on the station itself.
Smooth, white walls. A spotless infrastructure, revered like a church. Serene and quiet. A complete contrast to the violent people it spawns. Any unlucky C.O.I. member to witness it would be in awe at its grandeur for however long they are able to survive inside.
Eden Station operates like a beehive: everyone plays a role, however specific. They have raiders, sure, but also farmers, cooks, scribes, technicians, and transport pilots just the same. They take care of their sick, albeit tend to call it quits early simply due to scarcity and death cult practices. They ritualize the deaths of their elderly, and their funerals feel more like... "celebrations", sometimes.
They have greenhouses, each assigned to a member on board in a rotational care system. Every Eden member knows the basics on keeping plants alive. If you can't figure it out? Disgraceful.
Okay, I'm pulling some ideas out of my ass here, so don't come at me for not being lore accurate. Just trying to think of ways to make this work logistically.
They'd make use of hydroponics using condensation from their oxygen-recycling units, and since every room has to have one of these running at all times, they're doing pretty OK on water, albeit seemingly always one fuck-up away from losing out on valuable crops. They use everything they generate and a little then some:
Of course, their technology is further along than even what the C.O.I. have access to (one of the reasons why the C.O.I. freaked out when Eden started becoming antagonists and stopped trading with them.) Their recycling units have most likely been modified to collect as much water from the air as possible. The water is then utilized for hydroponics, evaporates back into the air over time, and continues to cycle in the environment that way.
This means that their water rations are lower than what would be healthy, but they are good on food, and their vegetable and fruit-based meals would contain water itself.
Some rooms would have the lights off or dimmed to conserve power. Some of the only rooms fully lit would be the actual crop rooms:
Then you've got living spaces, makeshift for most of them, as the station was initially designed for a much smaller colonization crew before people started to populate on-board. Some rooms might have access to day-night simulated "windows" synced to a universal clock, tuned to Mars rotation:
Rooms would be small, free of clutter as the Father is a narcissist and wouldn't let his station be ruined by a slob. The cult actively works to keep their station absolutely grand, as it was repurposed to be a vessel for their god.
One will notice that the clothes and personal belongings of an Eden Cultist are not at all reflective of the station itself. The station is an illusion of grandeur, holding onto an extremely frail ecosystem able to provide the barest of necessitated food and water for survival. I have some visual ideas for other cultist attire. Things that Simon would have seen other people wear on the station:
Clothing made out of stronger materials would have lasted longer.
Utility jumpsuits would have to be patched less as they are durable
People dress warm. Space is cold, and many of their space heaters were taken to be utilized for greenhouses. Lots of layers (note Simon's attire and inability to handle extreme heat.)
Casual clothes have become family heirlooms, worn until they are rags, and then patched again. Over and over. There's a lot of "Ship of Theseus" clothing items around.
Agriculturists have taken to wearing kneepads and gloves to protect themselves from the frequent and repetitive motions of digging in soil, untangling roots in the hydroponics rooms, and harvesting crops. It also slows them down from getting dirty, so they don't have to use water as often to clean themselves as a resource preservation tactic.
Oranges, greens, beiges (usually from clothes that were once white), greys, black, brown, etc. <- Base color palette
Bright colors, like purple, red, true white, etc. are reserved for the Elite, like the Father.
There is so much more I could talk about, and what these things imply regarding Simon's upbringing, but this post is getting way too long, so I'm going to break this up. If I spawn any ideas, please reblog and tell me! I need to build on this and discussing with you all is the best way to do so.
Ok, the way some fics have Simon not knowing the most basic foods is killing me. So let's talk about food supply on Eden:
I think the most difficult thing for a lot of writers in this regard is we have very little info to work with, not just with Simon but the stations as well so most is left to theories. Which is why I hope we get a Iron Lung book someday.
However we can still use the facts we have in the lore to make reasonable guesses.
We know that Eden is the largest space station in the galaxy.
This is really important because it says a lot about Eden's resources. Now we don't know the exact size of the station, but we can assume it can at least house an entire civilian that was on Mars. To do that you need a lot and I mean A LOT of food and water. So we can assume before the Quiet Rapture Eden had a pretty sizable number of supplies and way more people but both dwindled with time.
So what was most likely brought to Eden?
Storage stable foods for sure. Items that can last years:
-Rice
-Wheat flour
-Pasta noodles
-Oats
-Nuts
-Ramen noodles
-Corn kennels
-Alot of different type of beans
-Alot of canned food (Some canned food can be good for up to 5 - 10 years if stored correctly)
-Crackers
-Hardtack (a type of biscuit often bought for emergencies)
-Beef Jerky
-Powdered peanut butter
-Protein powders
-Cooking oils
-Coffee beans
-Tea bags
- Sugar (most likely became a luxury after the Quiet Rapture)
-Salt (another possible luxury item)
-Honey (can basically last forever if stored properly but would definitely still be a luxury item)
-Hard Liquor (Same as honey can basically survive as long as stored properly)
-Dehydrated vegetables and fruits
-Freeze Dried food definitely, astronauts need them for a reason, and you can basically freeze dry anything from powdered milk to soup. Freeze dried food lasts way longer than anything else.
These are the types of items that would most likely still be around by the time Simon got arrested and he most likely ate because if we're being honest Simon is a big dude. I know it's because he's played by Mark but in story to make it make sense Simon had to be supplied calorie dense, high protein meals just to maintain fat and muscle.
For just the sake of realism a guy Simon's size (5'9, let's say somewhere between 180 to 200 lbs) would need to be eating at least 2,000 minimum calories per day, he could definitely miss meals but it would have to be consistant enough to have at least 150+ grams of protein just to preserve muscle mass. Simon more than likely did some form of hard labor in Eden which possibly prioritized him needing more nourishment than others.
For a loose timeline we know Simon moved to Eden with his mom from Mars when he was at least old enough to retain this memory:
We know he was on Eden when the Quiet Rapture happened so in the flashback where Simon questions The Father he looks to be in his pre-teens so he was alive when most luxury items were still there and got to see them disappear with time.
But as we all know, Eden was NOT built to be a Doomsday station.
The fact that Eden is implied to be super low on rations and supplies and constantly in conflict with the C.O.I shows they weren't meant to survive with out aid from Earth. They don't have systems in place to provide constant nourishment and according to the game lore Eden only has a population of just over 400 people. That is INSANELY small.
So what would go first post Rapture?
Based on the fact Eden had the last tree and it was located in a garden we can assume they had some form of green house for fresh produce and unfortunately this would be difficult to maintain.
Green houses without sun light require electricity that constantly needs to be operational and depending on Eden's power supply this would be extremely hard to keep running after the Quiet Rapture. Energy would have to be conserved to things such as water recycling systems, oxygen and medical equipment. Without proper nutrition crops die and knowing Eden most water was most likely given to people and the last tree. Anything with a short shelf life would be next. This means dairy products of any kind, meat, eggs basically anything fresh.
So it's less of a "Simon doesn't know what eggs are" and more of a Simon doesn't remember what eggs taste like.
He would know what basic foods are because they would have been on the station at some point but for alot of them he hadn't had since he was a kid/teenager, so it would be like a 90s kid having Yogos for the first time in years.
With that being said what are some foods that may have been forgotten with time, he never tried or has only heard about in stories?
Really flavorful foods would be new to him. Looking at the list above you'll notice while healthy and calorie effective most of the food that would be left after the Quiet Rapture isn't very flavorful. If salt, sugar, sauces and spices became a luxury Simon is more use to dried, dehydrated, or plain starchy foods with not much taste. High sugar foods like non-freeze dried ice cream would make him feel like he's in heaven, though as one user pointed out dairy might be a problem because he most likely would be lactose intolerant (though knowing Simon he would still eat it anyway)
Fresh foods of any kind but especially fresh fruit would be something he hasn't tasted since childhood. Exotic fruits like Lychee, Dragon fruit and Durian would be unknown to him since they were most likely not be one of the fruits grown at the greenhouse.
Items he never tried if I had to take a guess:
-Freshly baked bread
-Cake
-Pies
-Burgers
-Stake
-Pizza
-Cookies
-Doughnuts
-Most juices
-Soda
Basically the kind of items that wouldn't be a priority to be brought on a space station.
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started a drawing for an attack (artfight) on my friend like 4 days ago and i've barely touched the drawing lowkey bc she makes such complex (and very fucking good) character designs and i always put my whole pussy into attacking her and this has resulted in me starting a drawing that is so scary to work on.... what if i fuck it up dude

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just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season
Was literally just talking about this with my sister, a fellow Star Trek lover, in regards with Starfleet Academy. It was really frustrating watching how it sped through like, every character in one episode, making their victories feel so short-lived. We wanted to love these characters, because the actors obviously put a lot of effort into them, but it was undercut by how each episode just jack-hammered the point.
Like, the Doctor’s character arc was a subtle background growth over the course of several seasons in Star Trek Voyager, that showcased how he developed his own personality, interests, and relationships. You watched him grow empathy not because any ONE episode spent the entire time going ‘look at him gain empathy, he’s going to be totally different from here on out,’ but because several episodes had him grapple with empathy/differing from his programming directly) such as the example of the Doctor getting a family, or the many holodeck episodes, or the episode where he learned that he had chosen a specific officer to save and didn’t act impartially), or indirectly (when he had to develop his bedside manner, soothe crewmates, give advice)
Meanwhile, we got one episode in Starfleet Academy where it referenced Star Trek Voyager DIRECTLY instead of building on its OWN media, that really drilled in the point of ‘he acted this way because of his trauma! Okay, now back to the mom-plot!’ It got predictable, in that the first 10 minutes really told you what was Being Developed in a character for that episode.
(This isn’t to say we didn’t enjoy Starfleet Academy; it had its flaws, but we did have fun with it, but it was sad seeing how FAST it all was. We didn’t have time to grow with the characters :{)
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Love Is A Three-Way Street
I forgot to make a tumblr post about it, but I did finally triumph over writer's block and update my platonic Bloodymary soulmate au! Although I guess technically it would be a platonic Bloodymary on the Rocks soulmate au, now that I'm thinking about it? Regardless, another 8k has been added lol
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Okay, I see everyone’s black cat x golden retriever head cannons for Simon and Grace. But have you considered pit bull x orange cat?

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The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes
And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles