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Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

Meanwhile Ryland is the opposite. He's getting distracted every few minutes, pauses to get up and do something else, has to keep rewinding because his mind wanders and he misses something, keeps commenting on the movie and making jokes or correcting inaccuracies. Like bro literally played Rocky (the movie) for Rocky (the alien) on the Hail Mary and they weren't even watching the climax, they were just copying the boxing.

Mozart (Currently shredding Violin Concerto No. 1 on the guitar, having figured it out within 30 seconds): What other music can be made from harnessed lightning?