Netizen Argle-Bargle

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

btvs s4 where they kept cordelia AND brought spike both as regulars (and moved ted to s4 as previously discussed) would have been the people's season of buffy. spike and cordy wouldve bitched out together so hard. buffy wouldve acted weird and cagey and jealous and genuinely nobody would be able to tell who she was jealous of. they might even have ended up roommates just to piss everyone off. anya wants to kill cordy like every other episode because she knows about cordelia/xander. spike is APPAULED by cordelia/xander because he likes her the same way he likes joyce. they meet for real because cordy walks in for a scooby meeting at giles's place (nobody told her about it but she shows up anyway) and spike is tied up in a corner and shes like "giles can you please keep your kinks to yourself" and then her and spike bicker into getting along. nobody understands it

Genuinely one of the best most effective commercial I’ve seen in years i literally want to go there there’s nothing they have that’s any different from the gas station by is but the energy here is evocative and i want to gooooooo

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

I have to say, this is a very extreme statement, but I do think "I don't mean to throw a wrench in tomorrow, but it's also my birthday" might be one of the funniest things Emily Axford has ever done