what da blog doin'

smoking the shit that turned the clock wise

has anyone else noticed that pretty much everyone who is worth knowing seems to be doing really bad all of the time and is never allowed a moment's respite from all the pointless cruelties and horrors ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓

gay people have access to a secret second internet where everybody’s always posting bad-luck-brian memes but they’re weird and sort of scary

i think fat girls should walk around in crop tops booty shorts buzzcuts dyed hair piercings no bra killing and maiming all who stand in their way with weapons before sitting down for some yummy ice cream and so forth. it's the only way.

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

i don't like posts that say things like "if you can't reblog this you're a terrible person" like ok. i won't reblog it then? asshole?