The Fool!!!

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

you're so brave for what's about to happen to you

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

crazy how every lesbian bar is the last lesbian bar in the country, on the verge of closing, and also has a quasi transmisogynistic door policy

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

you will struggle to say the unsayable thing for five years straight. and then it will suddenly become easy on a Wednesday morning

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder