In my 20's. Like writing, role-playing, drawing/animating, making/playing video
games, exercising, spiritual stuff, tarot, my cats and cats in general, and
motivating/helping other people plus giving advice.
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Current fixations: Homelander, Negan, Ford, my OC BM & KH, my video game HOH, and The Last of Us (and Joel), Jurassic Park, Hazbin Hotel, EPIC the musical, Antinous, Jabber Wonger, Tamsy
Things I'll write about and RP:
One star: Not too interested, very high likelihood that I won't.
Two stars: Not too interested, it's likely a no but asking won't hurt (50/50).
Three stars: Very interested, will likely RP and write for.
Four stars: My top wanted to RP or write right now, will definitely RP or write about it/for it.
TV Shows:
The Vampire Diaries ★
The Boys ★★★★
The Originals ★
Teen Wolf ★
Supernatural ★
Charmed ★
Finding Carter ★
The Secret Circle ★
Riverdale ★
Scream ★
Criminal Minds ★
Avatar (all movies) ★★ ★★
Buffy the Vampire Slayer ★
The Walking Dead ★★
Dead City ★★★
YOU ★★
Angel (BTVS spin off) ★
H20★
Lucifer ★
Stranger Things ★
Movies: Smile 1 & 2, American Psycho, blood & chocolate, Jurassic Park, thunderbolts, spider man, Avatar, Jennifer’s Body, Iron Lung, Project Hail Mary (the book also).
Blood & Chocolate
Cartoons/anime:
Gatchikuta ★★★★★
Beastars ★★★★
Invincible ★★
Hunter x Hunter ★
She-ra and the princesses of power ★★
Camp Camp ★
Gravity Falls ★★
Danny Phantom ★
Hazbin Hotel ★★★★
Helluva Boss ★
Fairy Oddparents
Invader Zim
Video games:
The Walking Dead ★
Until Dawn ★
The Last of Us ★★★★★
the last of us two ★★
the last guardian ★★
Outlast 1 ★★
Outlast Whistleblower ★★
Outlast Two ★
Outlast trials ★
Undertale ★
Life Is Strange ★★
Night In The Woods ★
beyond two souls ★
pressure ★★ ★★
Attollo ★★
The Nameless ★★
Snakeroot ★★
The Speaker ★★
Greenwarden ★
Project Hadea ★
dead weight ★
I am your beast ★★
FNAF ★
Sarah is Missing / its former game & the game after ★
no I’m not a human ★★
others not listed here ★★★
ultra kill
YouTube series:
MLAndersen0 ★
EveryManHybrid ★
TribeTwelve ★
Marble Hornets
Stan Fredrick ★
The Mandela Catalogue ★★
The Amazing Digital Circus ★★
Markiplier/Darkiplier ★
Searching for a world that doesn’t exist ★★★★
antiseoticeye/jacksepticeye
Books, musicals, etc:
Be More Chill ★★
Hamilton ★
EPIC the musical ★★★★
I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream ★★★★
How to survive camping and how to survive college by Bonnie Quinn/fainting-goat ★★★★
Eli vs Monster City by gonavy 27 ★★★★
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Summary: All in all, it wasn’t too bad a fate, only for the fact that it was. Butcher didn’t take pity on Homelander, no, but he figured it would be best for him to suffer the consequences of his actions. So he did the only thing that made sense to him at the time: revenge in his own way. What better way to wound a so-called god than to give a defective, brutalized version of it to its makers? After all, what could possibly go wrong?
It is a tale as old as time. Someone or something wants to be either a god or the God. The ultimate power, the strongest, the one that’s above everything and everyone and has millions worshipping at their feet.
It is a tale as old as time. Every time one says they are God and take the title, they inevitably fall to their doom.
Of course, he now knows that, but even now, it still hasn’t fully registered. He should have lasered Soldier Boy #2 in half the moment he saw her. Hell, he had tried! It just didn’t seem to take. He tried the same thing with Butcher, and still, that didn’t take either. His hand twitches at his side as he imagines ripping those two apart—that is what he should’ve done in the first place instead of allowing them to live.
He rears up from his cot, seething with rage. His teeth clench as he reminisces on the fight with new eyes. And Ryan, oh, that brat. He didn’t regret not harming him—he already done his fair share of doing so at the former Voughtland—but maybe he should’ve done something else. Locked him up, perhaps? Maybe he was too nice to him by offering for him to live at Vought? Maybe he was too nice to him in general by treating him with softness? Boys need a firm hand when growing up, after all. He had learned that firsthand.
What was it? Ego? Why the fuck had he lost against them? He hadn’t even lost against Soldier Boy, a V’d up Hughie, and a V’d up Butcher! He was able to break free and fly away! So what had he done wrong this time? Not being fast enough? Not ripping them apart at the first opportunity he had? He was ambushed both times, that was true, but he still should’ve won! It didn’t make sense.
He couldn’t stand it. This feeling was something beyond pure, blind rage, akin to murderous intent, and all he could do was a whole bunch of nothing. Oh, sure, he could grind his molars together, huff air out of his nose, pace around the confined cell he was being held in. He could smash the mirror into pieces and punch the walls until his fists bled and slam his head into the wall until he had a concussion, and it still wouldn’t do any good.
This was stupid. He shouldn’t have lost. He is the most powerful man on Earth. He should’ve killed Butcher and the rest of them when he had the chance, should’ve ripped their spines out and lasered them over and over until there was nothing left but char marks on the floor. But he didn’t do that, and now he was paying the price. How could a team of Supes, and then after the blast, how could a team of powerless humans get the jump on him?
The thought enraged him more than he would care to admit to himself. How could the most powerful man on Earth lose to a bunch of weak humans?
Correction: He was the most powerful man on Earth.
And now what was he? Some pathetic, snivelling loser like A-Train had said? A thin-skinned, needy, weak boy like Butcher had said? A failure, like Vougelbam had stated? Bad product, like Edgar had reiterated so many times? Maeve had said he needed to be a Supe—oh, how right she was. It felt like an integral part of him was missing.
To make things worse, he was in Vought’s white padded cell. Trapped, just like Maeve was, just like he had trapped her. How the tables have turned, he thinks bitterly to himself.
He wasn’t a fool. He had time to think being locked inside this cage like some rabid animal. He comes to terms with things in threes.
One: I was the strongest Supe on Earth.
Two: Billy Butcher, Ryan, and the black haired girl beat me, and I was turned human.
Three: I’m human and no longer a Supe.
It’s daunting to think about. He spirals if he ponders on it too long. He’s tried to break out, but his punches only do more to hurt his delicate fingers than do any actual damage to the door. Had he still been a Supe, he’d have broken out of this containment in seconds.
But that’s not what he was anymore.
He has a bed. He has a sink to wash his hands in. He gets escorted to shower by two guards at the least and four guards at the most, as they’ve deemed him too dangerous to go out of containment without at least two guards. He gets food and drink through a slot in the door. He gets a bucket to piss in, just like Edgar had gotten.
And, lastly, he has a mirror.
He hasn’t looked at it—or at himself, rather—since he got here. He couldn’t bear to. To see his face and his eyes and his gray hairs after he had already achieved immortality, to have gone back to not being immortal and to see what he now looks like would make him feel even shittier. And so, he hasn’t even looked once. But he hasn’t tried to break it, either. That would do no good either way.
So he does what a normal, regular human in captivity would do. He paces. He attempts to distract himself with stupid and silly things. He makes his bed ten times until he deems it perfect by his standards. It’s not like he can read or watch any of the Vought shows or movies. The guards don’t give him any entertainment, and even if they did, there was no television in his cell. Well, that’s not entirely true regarding the entertainment bit.
There’s you. A therapist and a guard in one. How convenient!
He supposed it was normal for Vought to try and save money in any way possible. He has guards escort him to the shower, sure, but you’re never there. No, you sometimes bring him food and water as a guard, and then you offer him therapy. Sometimes in his cell alone with him, sometimes from outside after you’ve given him the basic necessities. He hasn’t done any research on you—can’t, actually, due to the whole confinement situation, but he’s smart. He listens.
You graduated cum laude with two degrees at the same time. Another guard has the hots for you. You feel guilty if you don’t help people in need, which he supposed is why you were trying to be kind to him. He doesn’t need pity from anyone, least of all you, but in the quiet darkness of his cell, he sometimes admits to himself that feeling taken care of was nice, even if you were getting a paycheck for it.
Today was no different. He knew you made your rounds at the very least once a day, usually at around 3:00 PM. It was currently 2:41 PM. He would see you soon. He could vent and rant and rave and rage all he likes when you get here about all this bullshit and you would just listen or offer advice or something of the sort while he eats and—
“Hey, champ. Why don’t you come on over here?”
He freezes. His back is to the mirror. Not that that’s ever stopped him before, but he had hoped it would at least not give the other him direct access if his back faced it.
“Ignoring me now? That really hurts my feelings.” His voice drops with mockery. “You have to face the music sometime. Might as well be now, huh? Come on. Be brave about it.”
Still, he ignores him.
“Come here.” It’s an order this time, and, just as he had in his penthouse, just as he did in the lab when they were kids, his feet move, almost unwillingly, to face himself.
“Fuck you. It’s your fault we lost.” His voice sounds small.
The Homelander in the mirror sucks his teeth a moment. “Now, let’s not play the blame game here.” He straightens immediately, smiling. “So we got a little bit over our heads there. So what? We’re still here, aren’t we?”
“It doesn’t matter! Do you call this freedom?” he tries to snap as he waves a hand at the blank walls around him. He supposed it could be worse—he could be in a straight jacket—but still. This was shitty.
“Didn’t I manage to get us out of that situation? I stood up for you. For us,” he hisses, smile fading just as quickly as it came. “You should be thanking me, you should be on your knees with worship—”
“I tried that route already.” His eyes met his. “Didn’t really seem to work with the general public.”
“That was then. Once they find out what we are again, they’ll worship us again. Easy.” His voice softens.
It isn’t clicking for him just yet. “What are you talking about?”
“We’re going to make you strong again.”
“Being strong is what got me into this mess in the first place!”
“Ah, ah, listen.” He holds a hand up quickly, cutting him off immediately. “We can still fix this.”
“How do you suggest doing that? We can’t fix anything! We’re locked in a cell!”
“For now, sure.” He shrugs noncommittally, not one care in the world, seemingly. “But I happen to have the best idea I’ve had in a while. If we can get the V1—”
“—that’s impossible—”
“—do me a favor and don’t interrupt me.” His tone turns harsh.
“… Sorry. Go on.”
“As I was saying,” the Homelander in the mirror continues, turning as his cape swishes, “if we can get the V1, that’s it. We’re out. All you—all we—would have to do is get that guard or therapist or whatever you call them to get it for us, and we’re home free.”
He stares at the other Homelander for a second. “That’s stupid.” He then looks away again. He really couldn’t stand to look at himself. Sure, the other him had on the suit and cape, but the one out here in the world didn’t. Instead, he was dressed in a mockery. All white, pure, like marble, like God.
“Hey. Look at me.” Eyebrows shooting up with surprise, he tilts his head to examine the other him as he peeks up. The other one that was thinking like a human, not as a Supe anymore. God, he hates how easily the other him backed down. Like a wounded dog licking at its wounds, so did he. He needed to force him to get up and stop with this whiny, self-pitying, woe-is-me bullshit. “We have charisma,” he points out, speaking slowly. “We would be able to manipulate them.”
“I don’t know if that’s a good idea. What if it has worse consequences?” He looks down.
From this viewpoint, he looks smaller than usual, weaker, and he is, but that’s besides the point when he was trying to make him strong again. Why was he resisting so much? He just needs a confidence boost, that’s all, and he’d be ready and set to go. It was pep talk time.
“Everything in life has consequences. Are you really not willing to take that risk? What, you want to be locked up in Vought forever while Stan Edgar still gets to be in charge? They’re the reason you’re in this position in the first place! I mean, if you want to stay in this cell and lament for the rest of your life, you can do that, of course, but all I’m trying to do is better your life! That’s all I have ever done!” His voice is rising now, lips curled up. “Don’t tell me you’re this pathetic.”
Hey, tough love worked too sometimes. He continues, “Everything I’ve done has only been to protect you, keep you safe, and make us strong. Don’t you miss being a Supe? Don’t you want to be powerful again? Don’t you want to show the world how wrong they were to turn their backs on you? Don’t you want to prove you’re still better than them? Don’t you want some kind of righteous vengeance?”
His jaw was working throughout the others’ entire monologue. This time, when he looked up, his jaw was set. Instead of replying with a verbal response, he gave a quick nod. The other Homelander knew that look: determination. Willpower. And most of all, acceptance.
“I’ll be around to help out, tiger. Promise. See you later.” He winks with a smile, and then he’s gone.
“Hom—John? Are you… talking to yourself?”
Your voice cuts through the other Homelander’s just as soon as he stops talking. The him now is still facing the mirror, his back turned to the door. He was right. They needed this. They’d make them all pay one way or another.
He smiles broadly, despite there being no cameras, and turns to face you while saying your name enthusiastically. “I’ve been waiting to see you all day,” he says lowly as he turns to face you.
“I am the Homelander.” He was clinging to his Supe identity so bad even at the end when he was human because it was all he had left… it’s all he’s ever known… it’s what gave him purpose…
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Two of the funniest moments in the most recent episode were when Homelander showed Soldier Boy the Supe suit and the “add eagle.” I lost it at that. Like
These are just my opinions on things I hope will happen!! Warning for spoilers if you have not watched S5!!
I hope we see Starlight and Homelander fighting. This is LOOONG overdue in my opinion and I would love to see Annie’s powers at work while she’s fighting him plus his reaction to her flying (I don’t think we’ve seen that yet—at the camp, she flew, but he was blinded so I’m pretty sure he didn’t see).
Something scorched Earth like. Obviously Homelander and Butcher fighting. Maybe not to the death per se, but at least something that causes some destruction like was promised.
The Deep somehow dying in the most comical way possible.
More Marie. Dunno how they’re gonna make it work in one episode, but hopefully it won’t be like… 2 minutes like this one.
Kimiko also kicking HL’s ass. It didn’t show she got the power, but considering she didn’t die after all the radiation, I’m pretty sure she did and can now fry the V-1 and V out of his veins. I hope to see her lose it on him for the sake of Frenchie dying. He wasn’t a favorite, but still.
Soldier Boy maybe getting broken out of his glass container and switching sides again to be on The Boys side, thus joining the fight after being put in a glass cage again by Homelander. Maybe he’ll get a ‘hero’ death or something? Kindaaa doubt this will happen, but if it does I will be very surprised lmao.
Ashley living!!! Somehow!! She has survived for this long there is no way she’s dying in the final episode. (Fingers crossed). Also really really hope that Annie, Hughie, MM, Kimiko, and Butcher don’t die, but that’s just wishful thinking and I know at least one of them will die. 🥲 Ryan assisting as well.
I would also prefer to see a depowered Homelander over a dead one. To become the thing he hates and views as weak is a fitting ending for him, in my opinion, but hey, who knows what’ll happen.
Also oh my goodness. Homelander’s voice in the episode King of Hell. Oh my. The growl the growl the raspy voice the laugh the panting the way he talks while in there I was sitting at my computer like
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What could have happened in real life that was so bad that Jax went into a panic and immediately slammed the red button without hesitation… the fact that he wanted so desperately to not go back to the real world and would rather risk staying in the circus and risking ABSTRACTION says smth (unless Caine messed with his mind and put false memories there)
Also I have a theory.
So they all say that "hey, I put on a headset and got here," but seeing in the new episode, Caine CAN and DOES mess with their minds. What if it wasn’t a headset? What if—as seen in the episode—there was a bright light like what Jax saw and they somehow got sucked in? Like, what if Caine had the power to (if what Abel was saying was true lol) somehow get into the real world temporarily and pick people out so he would always have someone there with him to make adventures for and to not be alone? What if some bits of truth were sprinkled in with what Abel was saying? Idk. Just a theory, might be dumb but still.
• Always, always spying on you and tracking you, but tries to be subtle about it. If you're obsessed with technology, he'll give you a bunch of technology. Oh, you're going to a get together? Why not bring your VoxTek watch with you? He made it specifically for you with the features you liked. Aren't you grateful? Going to be out late with friends? You should take your phone with you, baby, what if something happens and you need to contact him? It's just for safety reasons. It is Hell, after all.
• If you're not obsessed with technology, he’ll just plant a small device here and there—in your home, in your bag, wherever you won't notice… but he will. Notice, that is. Every. Little. Thing.
• He has a giant screen to watch several live and recorded videos of you. They also capture every expression you make and he studies them to get a better understanding of you, such as the face you make when you're upset when the local store you go to was out of your favorite pastry, the subtle clench of your jaw when the line somewhere is too long, the way your eyes light up when you speak to the flower shop owner and how you always get a bouquet every other Friday and place it on your living room table, and your reaction to being insulted by a lowly imp that mysteriously disappeared a day after.
• He's a bit iffy with emotions. He's relatively okay with you showing yours and does what he can to help you out, but his own guard stays up around half the time.
• Refuses to call you his partner for the longest time ever. Calls you his "partner in business/business partner," again, for a long time, before he finally realizes you're not leaving him.
• Watching you through all cameras wherever there are cameras. Even when you’re on the couch at home watching TV, he will still subtly try and sneak a glance at you through the TV when you turn your head to glance out the window or turn your back to get a drink. If you doze off, he makes sure the TV stays on and watches you while you sleep, because one, you look cute sleeping, and two, what if someone breaks in? He needs to be able to see you to protect you effectively. He will electrocute anyone that tries to harm you or lay a finger on you unless they're your friend.
• He may teleport to you while you sleep, and you may wake up on your bed instead of the couch, despite having no memory of getting up to get into bed. Sometimes you think you feel yourself being held.
• He will flaunt you on TV. "Guess who I have with me today?" He'll spin your chair into view. "That's right! My precious gem!" He can't help but beam. How the hell did he snag a beauty like you?
• Speaking of television, you get the best of the best technology. TV broke? A new one will be at your place within the hour. Your laptop got a virus? You can bet that a new one is being shipped as soon as he finds out. That watch he got you to conveniently use to check the time and text (and for him to check up on you) that originally cost $9,000? Free for you. When you pointed out that seemed a bit steep for a watch, he replied with, "Look, it's the people's fault for being willing to buy it at that price, not mine," and flashed a smile while taking a photo of you, also with the same watch, but also with his screen. "Whoops, sorry about that! But now I have your shocked face in my photo album. You look so cute!" The temporary spots in your vision from the flash were worth it.
• He finds what TV shows you like and what else you like and gifts you these things often, including free internet, Wi-Fi, phone plan, and more!
• When he's upset, his screen glitches, yes, but so do the electronics around him. The TV volume goes all the way up, music may blare from your or his phone, the laptop continuously crashes, and pretty much all things technology malfunction or shut off and won't turn on until he’s calmed down. If his system fully shuts down, his body will go limp and you need to reboot him because on his screen is usually some kind of error message. He has given you the okay to reboot his system. This has happened more than once and he's always quite disoriented when he comes to on the couch or bed where you usually lay him to reboot him. You don't want to risk rebooting him while he's standing and then him toppling over, despite his reassurance that a topple won't damage him.
• Jealous, jealous, jealous. He doesn't want to be replaced by anyone. It's a deep rooted fear of his, not that he'd ever admit it out loud for fear of seeming weak. He needs to be the best and at the top.
• Oh, you're getting a bit too close to another demon? Whoopsies, all of that demon's technology suddenly stops working! What a shame. Now you can't contact them and they can't contact you. If you keep seeing them, things may escalate. Whoops, they fell! Oh no, they broke their leg! Until you either get the message and stop seeing them or something bad happens to them.
• If someone makes you uncomfortable, he will be very threatening. He'll wrap an arm around your shoulders or place two hands on your shoulders as he smiles at the other demon. His voice glitches.
• "Do we have a problem?"
• If they know what’s good for them, they'll leave.
• Do NOT go near Alastor. At all. The hotel is off limits and you're technically not allowed to go there since Alastor is there, but if you really beg, he'll allow you to. He simply has you take his technology with you, but if he's really concerned, he'll come with you.
• He reads through every single notification you have. It doesn't matter if it's an email, text, social media, or a private app—he sees and reads it all. He also listens in on phone conversations and things you say while watching TV, while on your computer, and so on. He'll also deliberately delete any texts, calls, and phone numbers on your phone with people that he doesn't want you talking to, thinks may be bad for you or people that may try to drive a wedge between you, or those he just dislikes. This goes for pictures and social media as well. He'll delete photos you have of people he doesn't like and will also mess with social media by hiding certain posts, photos, and news articles from sources that aren't him or his company. He will sometimes interrogate you about something he finds sketchy or a message he's jealous of.
• He doesn't shy away from conflict, and he feels comfortable raising his voice at you, but he will never hit you.
• But that doesn't mean he won't do other things and other means of controlling you. He will shock you through electronic devices. Usually just a little shock of electricity, just to get you to either notice him or remember him if you've been away for too long, but sometimes he'll do it if he's displeased or you did something to piss him off (or he just wants you to shut up and listen to him).
• Splashing water on his head makes him briefly malfunction. Dumping a bucket of water on his head makes him temporarily shut down until his circuits and internal systems dry or someone dries him. You found this out after doing so once after you got fed up of him shocking you. Let him see how it feels. You had positioned a bucket right above his door so that when he walked through, water would fall on him. You have only done this once, as he installed a camera on the door after and figured out it was you.
• He will mind control you when it is convenient for him and will gaslight you as well. He'll grab your face and make you look into his eyes if you resist.
• "What do you mean I was spying on you? No, honey, you've got it all wrong! I'm doing this for a good reason! To protect you. I'm doing you a favor. You should be grateful. I mean—haha—" the laugh dwindles at the end "—I can't have anything happening to my number one, can I?"
• Got into a fight an hour back? No, you didn't. He'd scoff, "What fight? You must be imagining things again. Or overthinking. Or overreacting. One of the three. You always were so creative, just miles ahead of me!" Cue the flattery and distraction. "Here, I'll make your favorite dish!"
• "I don't know why he'd block you like that all of a sudden." He pretends to heave a sigh. "Guess you're just gonna have to cut your losses with him." His claws curl around your shoulder. He sounds disappointed, but if you glanced over your shoulder, you'd see he was smiling ear to ear.
• Shock.wav introduction includes him letting you feed it. He tells you there's nothing you need to be intimidated by. The shark has taken a liking to you and has now been programmed an additional command from Vox: Protect partner if in danger.
• Doesn't take you seriously at times. If you bring up a concern, oftentimes he will either sigh and say he's busy or doesn't have time or he'll just pinch your cheek with a smile and say in a baby voice, "Aw, you're so cute!" and then his voice goes back to normal as he continues, "But I don't care about that right now. Try again later." Rinse and repeat. At least, until you get really pissed off and start destroying things, at which point he takes you seriously.
• He can tell when you're lying by using wires, similar to a lie detector.
• He gets stressed and pissed easily, especially when it comes to a certain radio demon. Thankfully, being around you helps soothe him.
• He lets you sleep in his bed whenever he gets lonely and wants to feel validated that someone genuinely likes him. He will also let you do so if you ask nicely, especially if suck up to him a little before.
• He'll let you in on his plans. He gets very pleased when he tells you them and you praise him for his intelligence and how he can be—and is—better than everyone else, and he actually listens to your ideas and commentary. Will he still plow ahead and do what he wants? Absolutely. Will he be a little more careful and take what you say into consideration before doing it and while doing it? Absolutely.
• If you leave or try to without saying goodbye or telling him where you're going, his wires drag you back to him. He will be genuinely offended and hurt that you tried to leave without saying bye first or giving him a kiss.
• He likes holding you up with his wires as well. For reasons.
• If he can tell you're tired or your social battery is running low in public or it seems like you just want out of a situation, or if you tell him, he'll zap himself there and zap you two back home and give you whatever you need till you feel better or more like yourself again. Afterwards, he'll tell you not to mention it if you try and thank him and waves you off unless you ask to cuddle. He'll fake protest at first, scoff and say cuddling is for people that are desperate losers wanting a crumb of affection (is it him??? is he the desperate loser wanting a crumb of affection? the world may never know!!!) and then cuddle if you beg. His wires lift the blankets over the two of you. He definitely won't fall asleep during it is what he promises himself (and if you wake him up and ask if he was sleeping, what the fuck, no he wasn't, he was clearly just resting his eyes) but then it's two in the morning and he's out like a light, his screen dim and warm as you lay your head near or on his.
Idk why but the way Alastor says to Vox "I didn’t say not to hurt her, you moron” scratches my brain so well but it’s also just straight up hilarious LMAOO. But saying not to lay his HANDS ON HER (in any way) was clever but I kinda figured that’s what he was going for when he struck the deal.
Rosie and Alastor singing at the end?? Love the melody and lyrics sm. "Why don't you help them, you double dealing manipulator?”
YESSS. YESSSSSSSS. Vox getting his shit rocked by the other Vees???? I’m cheering. Welllllll deserved after everything he did this season (though I LOVED Vox Populi and Vox Dei).
Lucifer 😔 Why is he so gullible. But also awesome that he got out!!!
WHY END ON A CLIFFHANGER (I do the exact same thing lmao)
Also Emily. I love her sm. <333
Angel going back to Val. :( Damn it, give him a break, man.
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