i said petals from an appletree.

Amazon is the fucking evil megacorporation from every near-future cyberpunk story they have warehouses full of wage slaves that can’t even take a piss or fall behind their ridiculous expectations without getting fired on the spot while their CEO is nearing trillionare status day by day while quite literally making local governments pay them to determine which city they install their next slave warehouse in and now their wiretap HAL 9000 bots that are in millions of houses all over the country are doing evil laughs and reading off names of cemeteries and funeral homes completely unprompted I know anger at amazon in general is very outrage-of-the-day basic entry level american leftist reaction but Jesus fucking Christ people

i didnt learn anything about contouring but that’s okay

Her fuckin Katherine Hepburn Done With Everything accent is killing me

I am sat at my desk… head in my hands… crying with laughter.

Sasha??????

Come to America

if anonymous was bout that life this woulda been happened

if god didn’t want us to eat ghosts why did he make them so delicious