I'm that kid

I fear those 43 research center monkeys will never be captured and will cause an invasive primate problem in South Carolina.

We have to keep reblogging this so future historians will read it and puzzle endlessly over its meaning

The heavy implication that historical ‘abstract’ poetry that people have been analysing for ages without being able to conclude the meaning could have just been shitpost level in-jokes between poets is sending me.

This is definitely not a google drive full of the sleep stuff from the Headspace app, including sleepcasts, music, and wind down meditation, that normally costs 17.99 a month, no siree and you definitely shouldnt share this with people

and here’s a link that does not lead to a google drive full of tv shows movies + books and also does not contain a shortcut to the above

this is absolutely not a link to another google drive with shows + movies + audio books either nope no sir

@timetravellingcactus cause for some reason I’m not able to send this to you

the goog drive directory titled “the library” is transferring to a different platform soon so hustle on that one!

And they absolutely arent up to date as of 2020 :) nope no sir

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DONT share this

It would be such a shame if someone reblogged this. Whoops my fingers slipped

ok.

We can't let them know

I want someone to name a fast food chain Your Natural State. So for drive through they would say "Welcome to your natural state, how can I help you?"

Someone with more art skills than me should draw Lockwood like this

Someone draw Fox Mulder like this