soda

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

t-shirt that says "LOW SUICIDE RISK"

it is so unbelievably fucked that we’ve only ever seen the nice guys (attempt to) solve ONE case

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

my favorite thing about the "guy fieari doesn't swallow" controversy is that in every video i've seen on it there's someone in the comments going "actualy we were featured in diners drive in and dive episode 342 and he came to our restaurant and he definitely ate our food on and off camera like he cleared the plate and he's a really chill dude actualy" and it's like. does guy fieari know that he has a loyal army across America defending him AS WE SPEAK against the stupidest conspiracy theory i've ever heard of

guy fieri doesn’t what now?

can’t eat green vegetables and can’t go outside for fresh air i always knew i wanted to live like a mistreated studio apartment dog

at all times i am thinking about how my dad got himself kicked out of a d&d group in the 80s because he made an elf named “Elrond Hubbard” and the DM said he wasn’t taking it seriously