Nerdy Nonsense

wow bill nye is a fucking stud

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

i will always support this post

@mooserattler back on my dash!

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve

If this can make it before December is over something nice will have happened in 2016.

i hope something wonderful happens to this man if he makes it to that magical million or not

“have you tried weed to fix your mental illness” is just the libertarian version of “have you tried yoga”

i hate this so fucking much

@fullten this one has better detail imho

tonight’s aesthetic: Cookie Monster philosophizing in an art museum

This just changed my life.

The lasagne one has opened my eyes

fucking legend

#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo

Why old people so mad.

“laughfulable”

I would take people out at the knees with a baseball bat to get front of the line access to a remote cabin in the woods where no one knows where I am and can’t contact me, all for a $100k reward after the fact.

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

things to remember: short responses or no responses are usually due to low mood and intolerance for socializing. not because they hate you and would rather you disappear.

how can you take this post seriously with the photos arranged like that

I’m “This message will self destruct”

im “vive la revolution”

I’m later vader

In my humble but accurate opinion

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

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