there's a certain kind of Performed Childishness that is the most grating thing in the world to me lol. like, real children do not even talk and act like that.

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there's a certain kind of Performed Childishness that is the most grating thing in the world to me lol. like, real children do not even talk and act like that.

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You have to read all the books in your bedroom before you can leave. How long will you be trapped?
There's no books in there, I can leave immediately
Less than a day
1-3 days
4-6 days
1-3 weeks
4-7 weeks
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You can't die from hunger or thirst or lack of medication etc.
It doesn't matter which books you've already read. You have to read them all, starting from now.
Physical books only - if you have an e-reader in there you don't have to read your entire digital library.
Do y'all have any favorite card games?
I know this is the jaded post-irony website and we all wanna be funny, but I am genuinely asking. Please, tell me about a good memory you have with some loved ones and a stack of standard playing cards.
i feel like we really don’t need a million pride flags. it gives hogwarts houses and sweatshop temu accessories. it gives sense of identity through consumerism. it gives those pic art avatars fuckk whatever they’re called from 2019. and most importantly its unchic
"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

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Anti-natalist leftist who’s “making an effort to stop saying the r-slur” as of this year says aborting a fetus with severe chromosomal defects is eugenics…. You have to laugh
Ngl kinda feel like constantly posting like “nothing good will ever happen ever again” is not in fact Revolutionary Leftism but just a sign you are depressed
Like it feels like you are precluding the idea of anything you believe in succeeding?
Ngl kinda feel like constantly posting like “nothing good will ever happen ever again” is not in fact Revolutionary Leftism but just a sign you are depressed
Are you confident you are the only person alive with your full name?
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So tired of every single person I know in this city requiring 2 messages and 6 business days to even fucking respond to me and then if we do make plans half the time flaking at the last minute and the other half being 30 minutes late.

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From Ursula K. Le Guin’s Cat Dreams. Illustrated by S. D. Schindler.
A 15-year-old boy is about to base his entire personality on the last movie you watched for the next 10 years. HOW BAD IS IT?
He is going to get himself killed. Badly.
He is going to (try to) kill himself
The most obnoxious person in the world has just been born
FURRY (derogatory)
FURRY (normal)
Not much has changed? But now he's stuck like this for 10 years? Yikes.
It's cringe but it could have been a lot worse
At least he'll have fun at Comic Con
If anything this is a slight improvement.
He's not a boy anymore. He's a man now.
She's not a boy anymore. She's a girl now.
FINALLY, a son I can be proud of!
A little annoyed I spent basically my entire life up until my 30s being like “no way would I have a kid” only to turn 30 and have my ovaries be like HELLO WE ARE YOUR BIOLOGICAL CLOCK
A lot of ppl make all their child rearing fears around pregnancy and ages 0-3 which is extremely valid but honestly I think I’m pretty good about powering through physical discomfort, what worries me is being able to properly Emotionally Relate to like a 5 year old lol
A little annoyed I spent basically my entire life up until my 30s being like “no way would I have a kid” only to turn 30 and have my ovaries be like HELLO WE ARE YOUR BIOLOGICAL CLOCK
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sticky
babe it's rice......
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