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HOLY FUCKING SHIT

@gallusrostromegalus

I’m sorry but scientifically, that is categorized as a friendly fluff dinosaur.

THIS IS A REAL BIG BOI

@a-dinosaur-a-day

@fleacircusdesigns this seemed like something you needed to see?

wowow yes, in our last round of chicks we got a brahma but she’s still growing. I’d love a massive chicken like these 😍

ITS BACK

and frog

every few months I show this to someone new.

Ah yes, time to bring this back for the season. Here y'all go again.

Happy 2019, Girls’s Costume Warehouse.

Everyone agrees! Your intestines squirming around like eels in your belly is horrifying!

The racks even have hooks to keep them from squirming right off and onto the floor apparently. They desperately want to escape our bodies

Intestines are muscles, and function involuntarily. If your muscles did not squirm around, then they wouldn’t be able to move food through them, thus you wouldn’t gain any nutrients from anything you eat, and the food would spoil and make you sick. I agree the squirmy wormies are a bit unsettling, but hey it’s actually really good for you! Your intestines work so hard for it! Please give them a little love.

I don’t like that get them out

Okay…this is unsettling.

This post is actually my nightmare

Breaking News! You are full of eels!

#wait til you hear about how they put them back#they just stuff them back in and the mesenteric lining slowly pulls them back into place#no helping required#so it 100% looks like a bunch of squiggly eels getting comfortable in their space again (via lampfaced)

we all make jokes about humans being weird, and aliens finding them strange as hell but honestly we’re very creepy and strange creatures

lady who read my nametag and loudly said “Juniper, oh I do NOT like that name” wins new award for rudest person alive

I LOVE JUNIPER SO MUCH

This post gets funnier over time

I like how these all just end up being fucked up archangel emojis

I found a document from 1652 that’s just a guy talking about how women are better than men and wow he’s a little confused but he got the spirit.

This idiot who loves women a lot: you see…women are perfect…you can tell because when they fall down…God made it so they usually fall on their back…which hurts less and prevents them from damaging their beautiful faces…wow women are so smart and beautiful

This absolute dumbass who treasures women with his whole soul: you know how sometimes women…are bad? It’s actually just proof that they are way more powerful than men and they could totally kill us if they wanted to but they don’t because they’re just that nice they literally don’t need us for shit

“Not all men” means this guy

actually that’s a super genius tip. i never thought of that. boost!!