Yup

Posts you can hear

Posts you can feel in your soul 😭😭

I’m going to say something super controversial here: billionaires shouldn’t exist

*rolls up to the window* yeah gimme a number V combo

“I’ll have two number IXs, a number IX large, a number VI with extra ambrosia, a number VIII, two number XLVs, one with cheese, and a large goblet of wine.”

hail, I am Gaius Furius, welcome to Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives

“YEAH CAN I GET A FVCKIN VVVVHHH….VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVHHHHHHHHH…BVRGER?”

Pics that make you go hmm ha hm hm hm ha hmm hm ha hm hm hm ha

“everything’s bigger in texas,” i say, leading her out to the back of the ranch. “look at that miniature horse, for example" i continue, and then point at just a regular horse

me looking at photos other people took of me: Who is this incredibly awful person? This bridge goblin? Who let this happen

headcanoning characters you dont like as cishet is lgbt culture

cock is such a powerful word whoever came up with it really snapped