No anxiety here

After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly

And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?

Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Leaked messages are getting us in trouble by Riekawrites Rated T, 8,124 words

After a major hack exposing athletes for many (stupid/dumb/terrible) things, Ilya Rozanov's messages are laid bare for the world to see. He promised Shane he would delete anything incriminating, but they didn't define what that meant.

For Ilya, who doesn't care if the world knows Shane Hollander is his friend (after all isn't that what the plan is for), it means he deleted every sext and mushy I-love-you texts between them.

So now the world is figuring out that the sport's biggest rivals are friends...

Set in Jan. 2018, this is a (twitter) reaction fic (take 2) (- no need to read take 1 (first) though).

#FREELILY (shane hollander vs hockeytwitter) by persimmon_tea Rated T, 6,537 words

caoilfhionn✨@hollanderbackgirl Replying to @shanehollandersthong bro if I had a nickel every time shane hollander was cancelled online because his weird ass texts with lily were leaked i’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

Shane Hollander likes to think he keeps his image pretty clean. Social media loves finding reasons to disagree.

The Real Scoop (It's always the quiet ones) by Itsallfine Rated T, 1,601 words

Post-game press goes off the rails when a reporter confronts Shane about a new TMZ article: MLH Star Shane Hollander Has a Secret Girlfriend—And He Treats Her Like This?

Shane’s texts had been leaked. They’d figured out he was dating Lily, and that the way he talked to her was… rough. They’d figured out he liked to get fucked. But they’d come to the completely wrong conclusions.

They thought Shane Hollander was a secret misogynist who got pegged by his girlfriend.

Scott Hunter's Life-Changing Road Trip by Cricket_Writes Rated T, 6,606 words

“Holy shit,” Carter says from the stall next to Scott, also staring at his phone. “Did you all see about Rozanov and Hollander?” The way Vaughan says it, it doesn’t sound like good news. Carter thrusts his phone in Scott’s face, and he takes it, pulls it back so the headline will focus. HOCKEY STARS CAUGHT IN STEAMY AFFAIR, the headline proclaims, and Scott skims through it quickly. Rozanov and Hollander, years—years?!—worth of videos and photos leaked. Scott is in an NHL locker room, watching his worst nightmare happen to someone else. Holy shit.

#shanehollanderisoverparty by buckbothered Rated T, 5,334 words

BREAKING: #ShaneHollander, hockey superstar and ex-boyfriend of actress #RoseLandry, has been caught red-handed sending misogynistic texts to what appears to be his girlfriend. Get all the details HERE: http://bit.ly/34781296

or; the one where shane's texts to "lily" get leaked and the internet explodes because everyone now thinks shane hollander is an asshole to his girlfriend

Freedom4Lily by HollowIsTheWorld Rated T, 2,415 words

Can u tell I love their loser fail dynamic