neoTheater-Kid

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his eyes were bloodshot and his mouth agape. i think he’s just in awe at how funny it is and i go “lol who’s sniff and who’s whimper” and he goes. “no. THAT’S US.”

called his brother to get here asap with the hard drives of the day they were born, spent the next hour doing a deep dive to find the source of this image and analyzing the video. the only differences are the sheet and crib they’re in but we think they may have been moved to a secondary location between the video and this image because their features are identical and the hats are the EXACT same down to how they’re resting on their heads, and they were not provided by the hospital.

i quote sniff and whimper every day. i show everybody i know this gif i think it is that funny. my friend and i were laying on the ground like two hours before dinner going “i’m sniff..” “i’m whimper!” in little voices.

i fucking know sniff and whimper. i’ve known sniff and whimper all along.

and whimper. i’ve known sniff and

whimper all along.

this was a dream so it just

reads like a shitpost

OOOOH

Ocean is a chihuahua. Because like a chihuahua, she’s an annoying little bitch

Noel I think would be something elegant, maybe like a black cat, or a hare/rabbit

Mischa is probably like a wolf or a coyote or something

Ricky is a cat, duh, specifically a scottish fold

Constance is a pomeranian! With the cute curly tails n stuff!

Janeyboo I think would be a pretty little moth or butterfly of some sort

and asexuality

at an all-time high