#gonchposting

The way i full confidently just called it Goncharovs gun-

so I started sending goncharov posts to my group chat out of pure boredom, right? well one night my friend asks me about it whilst we're walking home and I tell her so she can join in on the joke, and the next time I send a post she responds like she's also seen the movie. then one day I send a post that mentions Scorsese, and within half an hour get a text from another friend straight up asking me if it's a fake movie because shes never heard of Scorsese directing this film. so she joins in. then one day we're on the train and I say we should watch goncharov at our next movie night and after a few minutes a THIRD friend turns to me with her phone out and says oh it's a fake movie. so that's four out of six (including me). I now send gonch posts to the group chat and the four of us will have deep conversations about our favourite themes of the movie. my friend and I assigned each of the group a different goncharov character. one of the two that doesn't know keeps saying he really wants to watch it for movie night. I don't know how long it'll take for the other two to figure this out but when they do I'm gonna need a new tumblr in joke so get cooking.

Did I ever tell you guys about how last year I did a PowerPoint night with some friends and made my entire PowerPoint about Goncharov? I had a whole plot summary and everything, and the rug pull of the fact that none of it was real was beautiful. Only two friends knew about it before, and everyone lost their minds when I told them (AFTER the plot summary) about the fact that I'd been gaslighting them for the last ten minutes.

I choose to believe that RWBY isn't a real show and is like Goncharov. Like someone posted art of fairy tale characters in an anime style, someone in the replies said "This looks like a cartoon that get a lot of discourse" and then people started to joke that it actually was.