This Is a Bad Town For Such a Pretty Face

Summer haters are like "idk why people statistically feel better and happier when the weather is warm and the sun is out I personally love feeling like I'm one lost sock away from hypothermia."

what movie do y’all know front to back like it doesn’t even have to necessarily be Good,, it’s just something you’ve seen so many times that the dialogue is printed into the very core of your being

me, confident in my sexuality (figured out i like girls one week ago) making a move (kissing) on the girl i like (my long term academic rival) at the right moment (shes discussing her father’s arrest) in the right place (the bible studies office) confident she likes me back (she’s president of the straight straight club) and at the perfect time (i arrested her father a few weeks ago)

I HATE stories about people going spelunking STOP going into holes in the ground, mankind was NOT meant to go down there STOP it

i hate when people call me on the phone like this is for my mom only....

gonna say something controversial and it’s that carrot cake is fucking delicious and possibly the best cake flavour