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Oh so that’s what the establishing shots in sitcoms are

i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .

God in the Garden of Eden

Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment

as a species I don't feel that we were meant to fill out complicated forms and documents

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What will she create

being intuitive is just like... i don’t like this and no i will not elaborate

this post has been a wild ride for me

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